Sorority Boys (2002)
Barry Watson: Dave
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Quotes
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Doofer : [while contemplating how to get back the money stolen from the house safe] Though I hardly think this is the appropriate time to ask, but what about the tape?
Adam : [sighs] What tape?
Doofer : The tape of Adam humpin' the Tri Pis, man.
[Adam looks up in surprise]
Dave : [turns around] Doofer, what are you saying?
Doofer : [cuts to a flashback, Doofer narrates. Doofer stumbles into his room, drunk] I had just gotten done studying for some school when I notice that Adam's speaker was tipped over
[trips over Adam's speaker in his drunken haze]
Doofer : Inside of it was a video camera rigged with a motion detector. I carefully traced back the source to a footlocker at the bottom of Adam's closet, which was... you know, already unlocked
[Doofer tries to pick and hammer the lock open, but finally succeeds in blowing it off with a revolver]
Doofer : . Inside the footlocker was a video cassette recorder. But naturally, since it was his private property, I didn't touch anything
[Doofer hits play on the VCR, which starts up a home video of Adam having sex with a Tri Pi]
Doofer : . You could see the safe right next to his bed!
Adam : [enraged] You were watching my tape?
Doofer : [under his breath] ... Noooooooo
[cuts to Doofer eating popcorn and "cleaning up" with tissue]