John Malkovich credited as playing...
Pascal Sauvage
- [Lorna sees Sauvage the Frenchman standing just behind English, who thinks that he's just another waiter in the party, not knowing that it's truly Sauvage, who also listens to everything they say]
- Lorna Campbell: You obviously haven't met our host, Monsieur Savage.
- Johnny English: No, thank God! You know, I think I'd rather have my bottom impaled on a giant cactus than exchange pleasantries with that jumped-up Frenchman. As far as I'm concerned, the only thing the French should be allowed to host is an invasion.
- [English chuckles, then attemps to take a drink out of his glass, but just then notices Sauvage standing right behind him, not realizing that it's actually him instead of just one of the waiters, and that he has just heard English's insult]
- Johnny English: [looking over at him] Sorry, can I help?
- Pascal Sauvage: [into English's face] Pascal Sauvage.
- [Sauvage reaches out to shake Lorna's hand]
- Pascal Sauvage: The jumped-up Frenchman.
- Lorna Campbell: Lorna Campbell. I've been so looking forward to meeting you.
- Pascal Sauvage: Enchanté.
- [English is now looking dumbstruck and stammering in embarrassment]
- Pascal Sauvage: Of course, you are Johnny English. I've heard all about you. And between you and me, I'm not so keen on the French myself.
- Pascal Sauvage: [ranting] All this stupid little country has to do is stand in line and do what it's told for one miserable day! But can it do that?
- [bends over and points his bottom at the audience]
- Pascal Sauvage: My fragrant French *ass*, it can!
- Pascal Sauvage: English has seen too much. We go to plan B. Get rid of the fake archbishop and greenlight the visit to Her Majesty and then this pathetic country can humiliate itself by crowning me officially.