Emily Watson credited as playing...
Lena Leonard
- Barry: I'm sorry. I forgot to shave.
- Lena: Your face is so adorable. Your skin and your cheek. I want to bite it. I want to bite your cheek and chew on it, it's so fucking cute.
- Barry: I'm lookin' at your face and I just wanna smash it. I just wanna fuckin' smash it with a sledgehammer and squeeze it. You're so pretty.
- Lena: I want to chew your face, and I want to scoop out your eyes and I want to eat them and chew them and suck on them.
- Barry: Okay. This is funny. This is nice.
- Barry: Let's just keep it between you and I, if that's possible.
- Lena: Sure, sure.
- Barry: [looks around] Healthy Choice and American Airlines got together and put this promotion: If you buy any 10 Healthy Choice products, they will reward you with 500 frequent flier miles; with this special coupon, they'll up it to 1,000 miles. So, I think they are trying to push their teriyaki chicken which is $1.79, but I went to the supermarket and I looked around and I saw that they had - pudding for 25¢ a cup, comes in packages of four. But insanely - the barcodes are on the individual cups! So, a quarter a cup, say you bought $2.50 worth. That's worth 500 miles - with the coupon it's 1,000 miles. It's a marketing mistake but I'm taking advantage of it. If you were to spend $3,000, that would get you a million frequent flier miles. You would never have to pay for a ticket the rest of your life.
- Lena: So, you - you bought all that pudding so that you could get frequent flier miles?
- Lena: I'm going to Hawaii on Friday.
- Barry: [excited] Hawaii? I was thinking about going there!
- Lena: [excited] Really?
- Barry: [excited] I was thinking about going there on business!
- Lena: [excited] Well, if YOU're gonna go...
- Barry: [serious] I'm probably not gonna go though...
- Lena: Oh, that's... that's too bad, cause... it's SO great over there, and if you were there we could say... hello to each other or something...
- Barry: [in a single breath] Yes-that-would-be-great-but-I'm-not-exactly-sure-I-have-so-much-going-on-here-a-lot-depends-on-this-thing-if-it-happens-I-won't-be-able-to-go-but-if-it-doesn't-happen-I-might-be-able-to... I probably won't though.