- [Earl is trying to reach for the keys in his car and Hank is walking up to him]
- Hank: Need some help?
- Earl: Are you asking me if I need some help or am I stealing this car?
- Hank: Are you stealing this car?
- Earl: Does it look like I'm stealing this damn car?
- Hank: A little bit.
- Earl: Why, 'cause I'm black? If you saw a white guy doing this you'd give him a reward.
- Hank: Let me see your license.
- Earl: I ain't showin' you a damn thing! This is my car and I didn't do anything wrong. You owe me an apology.
- Hank: You're in dangerous grounds here, bub, I'd be careful what comes out of your mouth next!
- Earl: Oh, you want to hear what comes out of my mouth next? You're... a... fucking... pig!
- Earl: Your partner got killed. You lost your job. You went to jail. Your girlfriend walked. You got a job as a security guard at a hundred and eighty-two dollars a week. You know what you are, Hank? You're a black man.
- Hank Rafferty: I had a partner! I would have taken a bullet for him! You I'm having a hard time not shooting!
- Earl: This isn't the first time I was arrested for DWB.
- Detective Frank McDuff: DWB?
- Earl: Driving While Black.
- Hank: Get out of the damn car!
- Woman in car: [Slapping Hank] Didn't your mama teach you any manners? The least you could do is ask me nice!
- Earl: [after firing two shots an an old lady's car, making it skid to a halt] Ma'am, you may now, reprocure, your vehicle.
- [the car instantly explodes]
- Hank Rafferty: [a tall lady is holding Earl up with one hand] Okay, put him down.
- [she looks questioningly at him]
- Hank Rafferty: In a minute or, two. Don't hurry.
- Earl Montgomery: [after narrowly being stung by a bee] Is It Gone? Everything's okay?
- Denise: [on discovering he let Hank go to prison for a bogus race crime] Not From You
- [socks him in the mouth]
- Earl Montgomery: [reeling from being smacked in the jaw] Did She Have To Hit Me That Hard?
- Earl Montgomery: [seeing Washington shows up with a hit squad] He Must've Grown Up In A White Neighbourhood
- [on seeing his being held at gunpoint]
- Earl Montgomery: Oh Thank You Jesus