National Security (2003)
Martin Lawrence: Earl Montgomery
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Quotes
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[Earl is trying to reach for the keys in his car and Hank is walking up to him]
Hank : Need some help?
Earl : Are you asking me if I need some help or am I stealing this car?
Hank : Are you stealing this car?
Earl : Does it look like I'm stealing this damn car?
Hank : A little bit.
Earl : Why, 'cause I'm black? If you saw a white guy doing this you'd give him a reward.
Hank : Let me see your license.
Earl : I ain't showin' you a damn thing! This is my car and I didn't do anything wrong. You owe me an apology.
Hank : You're in dangerous grounds here, bub, I'd be careful what comes out of your mouth next!
Earl : Oh, you want to hear what comes out of my mouth next? You're... a... fucking... pig!
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Earl : Your partner got killed. You lost your job. You went to jail. Your girlfriend walked. You got a job as a security guard at a hundred and eighty-two dollars a week. You know what you are, Hank? You're a black man.
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Earl : This isn't the first time I was arrested for DWB.
Detective Frank McDuff : DWB?
Earl : Driving While Black.
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[recurring line]
Earl : What the problem is?
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Earl : [after firing two shots an an old lady's car, making it skid to a halt] Ma'am, you may now, reprocure, your vehicle.
[the car instantly explodes]
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Earl Montgomery : [after narrowly being stung by a bee] Is It Gone? Everything's okay?
Denise : [on discovering he let Hank go to prison for a bogus race crime] Not From You
[socks him in the mouth]
Earl Montgomery : [reeling from being smacked in the jaw] Did She Have To Hit Me That Hard?
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Earl Montgomery : [seeing Washington shows up with a hit squad] He Must've Grown Up In A White Neighbourhood
[on seeing his being held at gunpoint]
Earl Montgomery : Oh Thank You Jesus