Eric Bana credited as playing...
- Chum: Humans - -think they own *everything*.
- Anchor: Probably *American*.
- Dory: Hi. I'm Dory.
- Anchor, Chum, Bruce: Hello, Dory.
- Dory: And, uh, well... well, I don't think I've ever eaten a fish.
- [the sharks applaud]
- Chum: Wow, that's incredible!
- Bruce: Good on ya, mate!
- Dory: Whew. Glad I got that off my chest.
- [as Bruce hungrily chases Marlin and Dory]
- Anchor: He really doesn't mean it, you know! He never even knew his father!
- Bruce: Now there is a father looking for his little boy.
- [starts crying]
- Bruce: I never knew my father!
- Anchor: Come on, group hug.
- Chum: We're all mates here, mate.
- Bruce: Hello. My name is Bruce.
- Anchor, Chum: Hello, Bruce.
- Bruce: It has been three weeks since my last fish, on my honor, or may I be chopped up and made into soup.
- [Anchor and Chum applaud]
- Chum: You're an inspiration to us all!
- Anchor: Amen!
- Bruce: Today's meeting is Step 5: Bring a fish friend. Everyone brought a fish friend?
- Anchor: Got mine.
- [a small fish shivering with fear]
- Dory: Hi there!
- Bruce: What about you, Chum?
- Chum: Oh... um... I seem to have misplaced my, um... friend.
- [a fish skeleton peeks from Chum's teeth; Chum quickly sucks it back in]
- Bruce: That's all right, mate. I had a feeling this would be a hard step. You can help yourself to one of my friends.
- Chum: [Taking Marlin] Thanks mate. A little chum for Chum, eh?
- Bruce: All right, anyone else? Hello, how 'bout you, mate? What's your problem?
- Marlin: Me? I don't... I don't have a problem.
- Bruce: Oh. Okay...
- Bruce, Anchor, Chum: [to each other] Denial.
- [Marlin and Dory are each pulling on the mask; it snaps and hits Dory in the face]
- Dory: Ow!
- Marlin: Oh, I'm really sorry. Are you okay?
- Dory: Ow, ow, ow!
- Marlin: I'm so sorry.
- Dory: You really clocked me there. Am I bleeding?
- [a wisp of blood floats from Dory's nose]
- Marlin: Ohh!
- Dory: Ow. Ow. Ow.
- Bruce: Dory, are you okay...
- [Sniffs the blood; his eyes turn black]
- Bruce: Oh, ooooooh, that's good...
- Chum, Anchor: Intervention!
- Bruce: Just a bite!
- Anchor: Now you hold it together, mate!
- Chum: Remember, Bruce! Fish are friends, not food!
- Bruce: Food!
- Marlin: He's my son, he was taken by these divers...
- Dory: Oh my, you poor fish.
- Chum: Humans - think they own *everything*.
- Anchor: Probably *American*.
- Bruce: Anchor! Chum!
- Anchor: There you are, Bruce. Finally!
- Bruce: We've got company.
- Anchor: Well, it's about time, mate!
- Chum: We've already gone through the snacks, and we're still starving!
- Anchor: We almost had us a feeding frenzy.
- Chum: Come on, let's get this over with.
