Andrew Stanton credited as playing...
Crush
- Crush: Okay. Squirt here will now give you a rundown of proper exiting technique.
- Squirt: Good afternoon. We're gonna have a great jump today. Okay, first crank a hard cutback as you hit the wall. There's a screaming bottom curve, so watch out. Remember: rip it, roll it, and punch it.
- Marlin: It's like he's trying to speak to me, I know it.
- [to Squirt]
- Marlin: Look, you're really cute, but I can't understand what you're saying. Say the first thing again.
- Crush: Oh, it's awesome, Jellyman. The little dudes are just eggs, we leave 'em on a beach to hatch, and then, coo-coo-cachoo, they find their way back to the big ol' blue.
- Crush: Dude? Dude? Focus dude... Dude?
- [Marlin wakes up]
- Crush: Oh, he lives. Hey, dude!
- Marlin: Oh... What happened?
- Crush: Saw the whole thing, dude. First you were all like "whoa", and we were like "whoa", and you were like "whoa..."
- Marlin: What are you talking about?
- Crush: You, Mini-Man, takin' on the jellies. You've got serious thrill issues, dude. Awesome.
- Marlin: Oh, my stomach. Ohh.
- Crush: Oh, man. Hey, no hurling on the shell, dude, ok? Just waxed it.
- Marlin: So, Mr. Turtle?
- Crush: Whoa, Dude. Mister Turtle is my father. The name's Crush.
- Marlin: Crush, really? OK, Crush. I need to get to the East Australian Current. EAC?
- Crush: [laughing] Oh, dude. You're ridin' it, dude! Check it out!
- Dory: Have you seen a clown fish swim by? It looks just like him.
- [points to Nemo]
- Nemo: But bigger.
- Crab: Yeah, I saw him, Bluey. But I'm not telling you where he went, and there's no way you're gonna make me.
- [Dory holds him out of water for the seagulls to see]
- Seagulls: Mine?
- Crab: Ahh! All right! I'll talk! I'll talk! He went to the fishing grounds! Aaah!
- Seagulls: Mine? Mine. Mine!
- Nigel: [quietly] Okay, don't make any sudden moves. Hop inside my mouth... if you want to live.
- Marlin: Hop in your mouth, huh? And how does that make me live?
- Seagull: Mine?
- Nigel: Because - I can take you to your son.
- Marlin: Yeah, right.
- Nigel: No, I know your son. He's orange and has a gimpy fin on one side.
- Marlin: [shouts and jumps] That's Nemo!
- Crush: [Crush comments on various scenes in the Scene Selection menu on Disc 2 of the DVD; Scene 1 - "New Parents"] Mr. and Mrs. Jellyman. Ha ha! Awesome.
- Crush: [Scene 5, "The Drop Off"] Whoa! Big ol' blue's one serious place, dude.
- Crush: [Scene 9, "The Tank Gang"] *That* is one totally tight crew! Awesome!
- Crush: [Scene 13, "Fish Impressions"] Dude! I don't know if I know what they know they are, but when I know, they'll know, you know?
- Crush: [Scene 17, "News Travels"] News does travel swiftly, my man. Righteous!
- Crush: [Scene 21, "Inside the Whale"] Whoa. Jellyman and Little Blue inside the belly of the big one.
- Crush: [Scene 25, "Darla!"] Dude, that is one gnarly little girl.
- Crush: [Scene 29, "Reunion"] Little Blue is like "Whoa!", and Jellyman was like "Whoaaa!", but Little Jellyman was like "Whoa... my head."