Tunnel

Policeman Seale (Daniel Baldwin) loses his partner during a shootout. Geary (Kim Coates) is captured, but he is given a deal. He has the location of $90 millions in stolen diamonds. Seale barges his way into the recovery expedition.

First and foremost, this needs to explain the train in the most reasonable way. They have to expect an ambush to free Geary. The premise is silly without a scrap of logic. The actors are fine. Kim Coates is always a good crazy villain. Daniel Baldwin is fully entrenched in his B-movie acting mode. The others are fine B-movie actors. This is a B all the way through.

This is perhaps the worst movie I have ever seen, and I have seen well over 300 movies in my lifetime. The acting atrocious, the only bright spot seems to be judging the anatomical prowess of the female castmembers. After watching this movie, it is suggested that the viewer not operate heavy machinery or go driving for a period of at least 24 hours. Also a bottle of Valium would be recommended so you don't feel so bad for the 100 wasted minutes of your life. The plot is nothing original, the dialog excruciating, and even the weapons seem sub-par. Do yourself a favor and go to your local Blockbuster and burn whatever copies they have of this horrid film.

I have seen some bad movies in the past. They were mostly foreign films with terrible actors and either dubbed or subtitled. This film could easily fit in that same category. It had a decent story line...that is...a large diamond heist and the crooks figuring a way to get away with the diamonds and completely covering their tracks. That's the only good thing about the movie...the story line. ALL the actors were complete failures. The lighting director must have been an intern. The screen play writer left so many holes in the script that the train (so called) trapped in the tunnel could have driven through. If you rent movies for $3.99 ea., spend your money on a different movie and consider yourself lucky you didn't waste your money like I did.

This may be what would be described as a "guilty pleasure", lots of explosions, wise cracking characters, close calls, villains dying in gruesome and unique ways. The action does not let up, so there is no time to discover plot hole and continuity issues. And just when you think you have seen the last crisis another one pops up. If your motivation for seeing a movie is to be entertained, to suspend disbelief and to escape for 90 minutes, this is a great flick!

I haven't reviewed anything on here for quite awhile, but after having the misfortune to sit through this rubbish masquarading as entertainment I had to put forward my thoughts.

Normally, however bad something is, there is one redeeming part, whether it is an actor who was okay, a scene that was passable, an attractive cast member, or a general feelgood moment. Unfortunately, that isn't true here, as the film starts of atrociously, with a ridiculous shootout, which was so poor, I thought it was a practice, & two halfwits, otherwise known as the boys in blue chatting beside a school.

One of these idiots was Daniel Baldwin, who not only starred in this, but also actually Directed this garbage, & unlike his brothers cannot act for toffee. Not that he was on his own here, as everyone in it seemed to belong to the acting school of a trained chimp.

Luckily, certainly for me, I only watched an hour of this masterpiece, as the DVD wouldn't work, & was probably made by the same fools who produced this. So if you have nothing to do but watch paint dry do watch this as it is just as boring, & ideal for getting rid of unwanted guests.