Amy Smart credited as playing...
Tracy Faucet
- Mechanic: [after making some repairs on Tracey's truck] There, it's done, but I still do't think she's gonna hold.
- Nick Schaffer: About how much we owe you?
- Mechanic: [shrugs] 500 bucks.
- Tracy Faucet: For what? For 2 quarts and sealant? No, that's 20 bucks, tops. Here's 40 dollars, that's double what it's worth.
- [hands the mechanic 40 dollars and turns to leave]
- Mechanic: [pulls a gun from, his belt] Hold it! Another little tool no mechanic should be without!
- Nick Schaffer: Fine, here's your money...
- [gives him the money]
- Nick Schaffer: But let me tell you something, Billy Ray. What goes around comes around.
- Tracy Faucet: This is so un-... Christian!
- Mechanic: Un-Christian? HA! Well, if the good Lord doesn't like the way I conduct business, let him say something! Let him gimme a sign.
- [looks up and puts a hand to his ear]
- Mechanic: Oh Lord, I'm here, and I'm listening! Helloooooo?
- [Vera and Merrill drive past in the rocket car, and the mechanic's gas station collapses]
- Tracy Faucet: [to Shawn] I'll ram this helicopter down your throat!
- Nick Schaffer: No! Woah! What are you doing?
- Tracy Faucet: Don't worry about me, my father's a Navy pilot! I've been flying since I was 15!
- Nick Schaffer: No, I'm not worried about you, I'm worried about me!
- Tracy Faucet: So what's wrong with her?
- Nick Schaffer: Who?
- Tracy Faucet: Your sister. You said it was serious.
- Nick Schaffer: Oh yeah... shark bite.
- Tracy Faucet: Shark bite?
- Nick Schaffer: Yeah.
- Tracy Faucet: And they took her to Silver City?
- Nick Schaffer: Yeah, they have a really good shark attack unit there.
- [Tracy gives Nick a can of paint while she's throwing debris on her cheating boyfriend's car]
- Tracy Faucet: C'mon, open it!
- Nick Schaffer: You know, Tracy, I really don't feel comfortable...
- Tracy Faucet: [yelling] OPEN IT!
- Nick Schaffer: [nervously] Okay.
- [Shawn crashes the truck]
- Nick Schaffer: I think we just killed him.
- Tracy Faucet: You can't kill him, he's like a cockroach!
- [the "Engine Out" alarm starts sounding]
- Tracy Faucet: Uh... uh-oh...
- Nick Schaffer: No, no, no! No uh-oh! Fix the uh-oh! Ah! Should we be this low?
- [yells]
- Nick Schaffer: [helicopter crashes]
- Tracy Faucet: Come on. Come on. Let's keep goin'. come on.
- [the engine sputters]
- Tracy Faucet: [a police car with its siren wailing heads towards their direction] We just violated about 115 federal laws.
- Nick Schaffer: [yells] WE?
- Tracy Faucet: I'm getting out of here. Are you coming?
- Nick Schaffer: No. No, no-no. I know things look bad...
- Tracy Faucet: [kisses Nick] Nice meeting you!
- Tracy Faucet: [Walks over to truck] Get out of the truck, Shawn!
- Shawn Kent: That's it, Tracy, you and I are through!
- Tracy Faucet: [punches Shawn]
- Nick Schaffer: Tracy! Wait! Tracy!
- [runs to truck and gets in]
- Nick Schaffer: This is the first illegal thing I've done in my adult life.
- Tracy Faucet: How does it feel?
- Nick Schaffer: I'm shaking. But that could be from the helicopter crash.
- Shawn Kent: Get out of my truck, Tracy!
- Tracy Faucet: It's my truck, Shawn, *I* paid for it!
- Shawn Kent: [looks at Nick] And who is this?
- Nick Schaffer: Oh, I'm nobody.
- Shawn Kent: Yeah, you are nobody.
- Nick Schaffer: Yeah... nobody.
- Shawn Kent: You stay away from her, nobody, unless you're tired of living! You know what I'm saying!
- Tracy Faucet: [rolls up the window, choking Shawn]
- [Tracy catches her boyfriend in a swimming pool with another woman]
- Tracy Faucet: Did I come at a bad time, asshole?