Anthony Anderson credited as playing...
T.K. Johnson
- [Orin sneaks up on T.K. who is watching a drug deal go down]
- Orin Boyd: Bird watching?
- T.K. Johnson: Aw, no man. You know, just checking on my old lady. You know, keeping tabs on her.
- Orin Boyd: Women. You can't trust 'em.
- T.K. Johnson: Not as far as I can throw her ass... and she a big bitch.
- T.K. Johnson: [over the closing credits, in Wayne's TV show] You ever been with a big woman?
- Henry Wayne: [smiles] Yeah, it was OK.
- Henry Wayne: Do you like big women?
- T.K. Johnson: I love big women. Oh, if you want to feel the heat you got to have the meat.
- T.K. Johnson: [to Orin] Say hello to my sumo Negro! He about to turn your ass into sashimi.
- [cackles]
- T.K. Johnson: By the end of the night you just might...
- [T.K. sees Orin enter]
- T.K. Johnson: Fuck me!
- Static Waitress: Dang! Now you talking.
- T.K. Johnson: [while being arrested] Hey no don't go, Don't leave, He's gonna try and put a plunger in my ass.
- [T. K. Johnson and Latrell Walker coming into a luxury-car dealership]
- T.K. Johnson: Whoa! This is what I'm talking about, this is what I'm talking about.
- Latrell Walker: [looks at the silver Bentley Arnage] Nice color.
- T.K. Johnson: Yeah, if you're Puffy.
- T.K. Johnson: [when Boyd arrests Johnson] Shit! Come on, man. Quit treating me like I'm Tupac. It's my hand!
- T.K. Johnson: [to the strippers] I need to see a little bit more green than that, baby. Come on, put it on. I like color. Oh yeah, put it on, put it on. That's it. Squeeze it on. There you go. Hey, baby. Put them on the glass.
- Trish: Hey, what are you doing?
- Orin Boyd: I'm a cop, it's alright.
- Trish: Since when do cops make things okay?
- T.K. Johnson: Yeah, man! Since when do cops make... Man, that shit hurts.
- Alan Morris: The cheapest car we have here is seventy five thousand dollars.
- Latrell Walker: That it? It got a lot of head room. Get it. Head room.
- T.K. Johnson: Yo! This is it.