Quotes
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Margie Flynn : Francis, tell me the most amazing thing you've ever heard.
Francis Doyle : [pause] There's this fish that lives at the bottom of the ocean and it has a spine sticking out of its head to lure prey. The females are the glowing ones and the males are smaller. After the male fish hatch, they bite onto a female, like parasites. But after a while they grow into each other and share the same blood and everything... They turn into one single fish.
Margie Flynn : Wow... that's really weird.
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Tim : I burned all the skin off my hands. I can barely curl my fingers now.
Francis Doyle : There goes your sex life.
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Tim : Alright, seems like the perfect spot for deciding what you really want in life.
Francis Doyle : My own comic book bigger than anything that Marvel or DC has.
Tim : No, I'm talking about what you really want right now, like revenge on the one legged bitch in black and white!
Francis Doyle : [yells] Margie Flynn!
Tim : Shit. I knew it, Margie Flynn.
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Margie Flynn : I used to let Donny do... things to me.
Francis Doyle : What kind of things?
Margie Flynn : Everything.
Francis Doyle : Wait, Donny who?
[pause]
Francis Doyle : Donnie, your brother?
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Mrs. Doyle : [Francis is drawing a girl, remarkably resembling Margie] Girlfriend?
Francis Doyle : I don't have a girlfriend.
Mrs. Doyle : From the body, I'd guess Farrah Fawcett-Majors. From the face, I'd say that Flynn girl.
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[first lines]
Francis Doyle : Tell me again why we're doing this.
Tim : Homework, Francis. Your future's built on it.
Francis Doyle : [whispered] Right.
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[last lines]
Francis Doyle : [reading from William Blake's The Tygre] Tyger Tyger, burning bright, / In the forests of the night; / What immortal hand or eye, / Could frame thy fearful symmetry? / In what distant deeps or skies. / Burnt the fire of thine eyes? / On what wings dare he aspire? / What the hand, dare seize the fire? / And what shoulder, & what art, / Could twist the sinews of thy heart? / When the stars threw down their spears / And water'd heaven with their tears: / Did he smile his work to see? / Did he who made the Lamb make thee?
Francis Doyle : [drawing a graveyard as a comic book cover]
[title card]
Francis Doyle : [the Adventures of Skeleton Boy...]
[written on a tombstone]
Francis Doyle : [... R.I.P]
Skeleton Boy : [Maniacal Laughter]
[Spits glowing green onto the tombstone]
Skeleton Boy : [title card]
[Written in venom green spit on the tombstone]
Skeleton Boy : [Episode 1]
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Francis Doyle : That's all?
Newsie : Man, that's enough to melt an elephant.
Tim : Excuse my friend. He thinks he wants to melt two elephants.
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Francis Doyle : Damnit Sullivan, I don't believe it, we just knocked out a cougar with a K-Mart blow gun!
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Francis Doyle : When you look at me, I can hardly breathe.
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Francis Doyle : Hey Joey, didn't you say something about a wet washcloth?
Joey Anderson : ...Yeah.
Francis Doyle : I think I found your girlfriend!
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Francis Doyle : ["Not everyone has to make up trouble for themselves, just so they're not bored!"]
Tim : ["at least I'm doing something. What are you doing, Francis? What exactly do you do?... Have you done anything with Margie yet?"]
Francis Doyle : ["You don't know anything about that!"]
Tim : ["Oh, so you haven't done anything with Margie. Maybe I'll just write her another note, so that you can have a lot more time doing shit like this!"]