French Stewart credited as playing...
Bob Allman
- Bob Allman: You always say that. You always say there's a crisis in Africa.
- God: That's because there always is a crisis in Africa.
- Bob Allman: I'm glad so many of you showed up.
- Man in crowd: Where's the free beer?
- Bob Allman: I'm offering you something better: salvation.
- Man in crowd: Is that a kind of beer?
- Bob Allman: I was trying to get a hold of you all day.
- God: You don't call me Bob. It doesn't work that way.
- Bob Allman: Then what's prayer?
- God: Corn nut?
- Bob Allman: Wait. If anyone questions that I have a relationship with God, all I have to do is show them this corn nut as proof.
- God: Yeah, Bob. Show them the corn nut.
- Bob Allman: Excuse me, is this hell?
- Man in hell: [roasting over a fire] You know, I never really asked. But you have to assume.
- God: Oh, here's another idea. A planet covered entirely by water. No land at all, just water.
- Bob Allman: You mean, like that Kevin Costner movie?
- God: I didn't even see that.
- Bob Allman: [the airplane shakes] Are you doing that?
- The Devil: No, no. Turbulence is no good to me - everybody prays.