James Garner credited as playing...
God
- God: In the old days, I used to come down here all the time. But issues would always come up, I'd end up smiting people...
- Bob Allman: You always say that. You always say there's a crisis in Africa.
- God: That's because there always is a crisis in Africa.
- God: [on the answering machine] Bob? It's me God. Bob? I hate these things. Bob, pick up. Bob don't screen your Maker.
- Bob Allman: I was trying to get a hold of you all day.
- God: You don't call me Bob. It doesn't work that way.
- Bob Allman: Then what's prayer?
- God: Corn nut?
- Bob Allman: Wait. If anyone questions that I have a relationship with God, all I have to do is show them this corn nut as proof.
- God: Yeah, Bob. Show them the corn nut.
- God: Oh, here's another idea. A planet covered entirely by water. No land at all, just water.
- Bob Allman: You mean, like that Kevin Costner movie?
- God: I didn't even see that.