Best in Show (2000)
Jim Piddock: Trevor Beckwith
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Quotes
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Trevor Beckwith : [as Scott enters with Agnes the Shih Tzu] And now we have the toy, the Shih Tzu is coming, and here is, uh, Scott Donlan.
Buck Laughlin : Look at Scott! He is prancing along with the dog! Man, I tell you something, if you live in my neighborhood and you're dressed like that, you'd better be a hotel doorman.
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Buck Laughlin : I don't think I could ever get used to being poked and prodded like that. I told my proctologist one time, "Why don't you take me out to dinner and a movie sometime?"
Trevor Beckwith : Yes, I remember you said that last year.
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Buck Laughlin : [as the hound judge examines a Borzoi] Now that looks like a fast dog. Is that faster than a greyhound?
Trevor Beckwith : Uhh... I can't really say...
Buck Laughlin : If you put them in a race, who would come in first? You know if you had a little jockey on them, going like this
[imitates jockeys hitting the side of the horse]
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Buck Laughlin : Am I nuts? Something's wrong with his feet.
Trevor Beckwith : I never thought I'd find myself saying this, but you're right.
Buck Laughlin : He's got two left feet! Man, go get'm pal.
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Trevor Beckwith : [as Scott takes Miss Agnes around the ring] I'd be hard-pressed in this category to pick my favorite. I think the shih tzu is a terrific dog.
Buck Laughlin : What's that one?
Trevor Beckwith : The shih tzu.
Buck Laughlin : The shit tzu. That's one you don't, uh, don't...
Trevor Beckwith : Shih tzu. Shih tzu.
Buck Laughlin : You don't play around with that name, do you? It doesn't come tripping off the tongue. "Stewardess, can I take a shit tzu on my carry-on, or does it have to be stowed?"
Trevor Beckwith : Yes, it's an old joke, but a good one nevertheless.
Buck Laughlin : It's a crowd-pleaser.
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Mayflower Toy Judge : [to a handler] Ma'am, could I have the Italian greyhound over here, please?
Trevor Beckwith : He's being very deliberate. He's known as a deliberate judge.
Buck Laughlin : Is that right?
Trevor Beckwith : Yes, and an interesting side note, as a matter of fact, he trained to be a priest at one time and was in a seminary. Never went through with it all, but it's unusual.
Buck Laughlin : Be interesting to find out what went wrong there, but that's a whole other show.