Breckin Meyer credited as playing...
Josh
- Beth: What do you look for in a girl?
- Josh: She should be smart, and funny.
- [Beth undressing]
- Josh: That's good too.
- Beth: Do you feel better yet?
- Josh: I feel a little bit better, yes.
- Beth: What else do you look for?
- Josh: She should be nice and attractive and...
- Beth: [Beth removes her top]
- Josh: Topless. And topless.
- E.L.: I thought I told you to mail this yesterday?
- Rubin: Yeah, I posted it this morning.
- E.L.: [Josh watches for a second, then the reality hits him] OH FUCK!
- [Josh scrabbles on the floor for the video]
- E.L.: W-w-w-wait a second. Tell me you mailed the Beth tape to Tiffany.
- [Josh nods]
- E.L.: Yes!
- Josh: Shit! Oh, no! Oh, no!
- Barry: Hey, hey.
- Josh: What?
- Barry: Did you make a copy? Because if you made a copy we could watch the copy.
- Carla: [answering the phone] Hello?
- Josh: Hi Carla, it's Josh. I'm sorry to bother you. Is Tiffany around?
- Carla: Tiffany is not here. She didn't sleep here last night, again, and it'd be great if one hour went by where you didn't call.
- Josh: Right.
- Carla: [Angrily] If she wanted to talk to you, she'd call you. Deal with it.
- Josh: [Hanging up the phone frustrated] Bitch.
- E.L.: Did she sound hot?
- E.L.: Just copy off someone.
- Josh: I can't. It's all essay and stuff. You know, if I fail this, my average is shot, I might lose my financial aid, I could not be allowed on campus next semester.
- E.L.: Well, you're fucked, then. You might as well come to my party tonight, hook up with Beth, and at least enjoy your last week at college.
- Josh: I'm not hooking up with anybody, alright? I've made a commitment to Tiffany. I'm invested in this relationship.
- E.L.: Invested? Who are you, Charles Schwab? Would you listen to yourself? I would give my life for one night of consensual sex with her.