Huntley Ritter credited as playing...
Les
- [first lines]
- Big Red: I'm sexy, I'm cute, / I'm popular to boot.
- Big Red, Whitney, Courtney, Darcy, Carver, Kasey, Torrance Shipman: I'm bitchin', great hair, / The boys all love to stare, / I'm wanted, I'm hot, / I'm everything you're not, / I'm pretty, I'm cool, / I dominate this school, / Who am I? Just guess, / Guys wanna touch my chest, / I'm rockin', I smile, / And many think I'm vile, / I'm flyin', I jump, / You can look but don't you hump, / Whoo / I'm major, I roar, / I swear I'm not a whore, / We cheer and we lead, / We act like we're on speed, / Hate us 'cause we're beautiful, / Well we don't like you either, / We're cheerleaders, / We are cheerleaders. /Roll call...
- Big Red: Call me Big Red.
- Whitney: I'm W-W-Whitney.
- Courtney: C-C-C-C-Courtney.
- [Courtney makes cat snarl]
- Darcy: Dude, it's Darcy.
- Carver: I'm big bad Carver. Yeah!
- Kasey: Just call me Kasey!
- Big Red: I'm... still Big Red, / I sizzle, I scorch, / But now I pass the torch, / The ballots are in, / And one girl has to win, / She's perky, she's fun, / And now she's number one, / K-K-Kick it Torrance, / T-T-T-Torrance!
- Torrance Shipman: I'm strong and I'm loud, / I'm gonna make you proud, / I'm T-T-T-Torrance, / Your captain Torrance.
- Whitney, Courtney, Darcy, Carver, Kasey, Torrance Shipman, Jan, Les: Let's go Toros. /We are the Toros, / The Mighty Mighty Toros, / We're so terrific, / We must be Toros.
- Cheerleaders: [Cheerleaders from opposing team] Hey, Toros! / That's right / The red black and white / Guess What / Guess What / You really SUCK!
- Torrance Shipman: Hey...
- Torrance Shipman, Courtney, Whitney, Kasey, Darcy, Missy, Jan, Les: That's all right. That's OK! / You're gonna pump our gas someday! / That's all right. That's OK! / You're gonna pump our gas someday!
- Les: You know, everyone's saying that your ambition broke Carver's leg.
- Torrance Shipman: When really it was the angle in which she slammed into the ground.
- Les: Kasey did a massive e-mail last night, misspelled "leg".
- Torrance Shipman: Shut up!
- Les: Two G's.
- Toros Quarterback: Whoa! Sexy Leslie and Jan-Jan the cheerleading man!
- Toros Tight End: Hey fags!
- Les: What? Just because we won more trophies than you guys is no reason for you to get all... malignant.
- Toros Quarterback: [grabbing his balls] Malignant *this*, tool!
- Toros Tight End: [high-fiving the quarterback and laughs] Nice!
- Jan: One of these days man...
- Les: Let it go! They've never even won a single game! You gotta be kinda rough on them.
- [calling out to Les]
- Les: Besides, they're dicks!