Third Watch (1999–2005)

Nick Sandow: Joe Lombardo

Quotes 

• Lombardo : Another Lombardo tradition. First kid's always a boy.

  Walsh : And if it isn't?

  Lombardo : Then I hope she can play football like Taylor here.

• Lombardo : I ever catch this guy I'm gonna tie him behind the engine, make him follow behind us all night.

  Lt. Johnson : All right, let's go. Maybe it's a real one this time.

  Walsh : Yeah, and J-Lo cooked me breakfast this morning.

• Walsh : You know my neighbor's starting to cut my lawn now? I didn't ask him to, he just started doing it.

  Lombardo : Send him to my place.

  Carlos : How's he feel about painting?

  Walsh : I don't know, his place looks like crap.

  Lombardo : What about plumbing? I got a stopped toilet for about a week now.

  Jimmy : You do the same damn thing here, man.

  Walsh : What the hell do you eat, man?

  Lombardo : Your cooking.

  Jimmy : Now that makes you a hero.

  Walsh : Kiss my ass.