Jon Voight credited as playing...
Larry Zoolander
- Mugatu: SHUT UP! Enough already, Ballstein! Who cares about Derek Zoolander anyway? The man has only one look, for Christ's sake! Blue Steel? Ferrari? Le Tigra? They're the same face! Doesn't anybody notice this? I feel like I'm taking crazy pills! I invented the piano key necktie, I invented it! What have you done, Derek? You've done nothing! NOTHIIIING! And I will be a monkey's uncle if I let you ruin this for me, because if you can't get the job done, then I will! Die, you wage-hiking scum!
- [the Prime Minister gasps in surprise then wields his weapon to kill him]
- Derek Zoolander: One look? ONE LOOK? I don't think so!
- [Mugatu flings "M" shaped shuriken at the Prime Minister, the crowd was in shock while the shuriken was still flying and Derek rushes to save and turns left to feel like Magnum]
- Hansel: There it is.
- Todd: Magnum.
- Larry Zoolander: Holy Moly.
- Maury Ballstein: Yeah, baby! That's what I've been waiting for!
- Mugatu: Dear god, it's beautiful.
- [as Derek freezes the "M" shaped shuriken and drops it into the ground, then the crowd cheered and Maury smiles happily.]
- Larry Zoolander: Yeah, Yeah!
- [the cameras flicker and Mugatu gets arrested by guards and falls into the ground]
- Larry Zoolander: That's my kid. That's my son.
- Larry Zoolander: I just thank the Lord she didn't live to see her son as a mermaid.
- Derek Zoolander: Mer-man!
- [high-pitched cough]
- Derek Zoolander: Mer-man!