Hey, Vern, It's Ernest! (1988)

Jim Varney: Auntie Nelda, Ernest P. Worrell, Baby Ernest, Dr. Otto, Sergeant Glory

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Quotes 

• Dr. Otto : Would you like to play a game with me called Paper, Rock, Scissors? Okay, here we go. One, two, three.

  [He's got scissors] 

  Dr. Otto : Well I see you have a rock, well, I have a bomb! So I win anyway. Ah ha ha ha ha ha. Oh don't take it personally, I cheat with everybody.

• Dr. Otto : Eureka, California!

• Dr. Otto : [On Ernest's home movie]  It was awful. It was terrible. I loved it. I gave it three thumbs up.

• Dust Bunny : Ernie, Babe, what would you do with $10,000?

  Ernest P. Worrel : Well, I might do a little dusting around here!

• Baby Ernest : Boy grown-ups sure do talk funny, Know What I Mean?

• Ernest P. Worrel : Hey guys, we better keep the noise down at this party were having or were going to end up playing "Jailhouse Rock".