The Replacements (2000)
Rhys Ifans: Nigel Gruff
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Quotes
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Nigel 'The Leg' Gruff : I'm wiry.
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Nigel 'The Leg' Gruff : That'll do, pig. That'll do.
Jumbo : Screw you, Cockroach.
Nigel 'The Leg' Gruff : You'll have to find your dick first, Shamu.
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Nigel 'The Leg' Gruff : [to the players on strike] Get a job, you wankers!
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Nigel 'The Leg' Gruff : Hey Shane Falco. I lost a ton of money on that Sugar Bowl disaster of yours. What a bloody shambles that was. You could smell the stink all the way back in bloody Wales.
Shane Falco : Nice meeting you.
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Nigel 'The Leg' Gruff : [during the bar fight scene] Let's play football bitch!
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Jamal Jackson : The Mick's right.
Nigel 'The Leg' Gruff : I'm not a Mick. I'm bloody WELSH.
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Jamal Jackson : [Jamal, Nigel, Andre, and Jumbo are eating at the same table, eating] What the hell is this?
Nigel 'The Leg' Gruff : Chinese spareribs.
Jumbo : You don't want 'em, get the fuck outta here.
Jamal Jackson : What I'm trying to figure out, is how did the Chinaman over here, get 700 pounds off of eating this shit?
Jumbo : I'm Japanese, not Chinese.
Jamal Jackson : It's the same difference.
Jumbo : What?
Jamal Jackson : It's the same difference. All that big...
[mimicks Japanese]
Jumbo : Nigga, please. You know Japan and China are two different countries, right?
Jamal Jackson : You know, I got an atlas, bitch.
Jumbo : You wanna be a gansta?
Jamal Jackson : Yeah!
[Nigel and Andre laugh, Jamal does some kungfu shouts and shoves Jumbo, the two start to scrap]
Nigel 'The Leg' Gruff : [Separating the two] Hey, hey, we're on the same team! We're on the same team, now chill out!
Andre Jackson : You know, the Mick's right.
Nigel 'The Leg' Gruff : I'm not a Mick. I'm bloody Welsh!
Andre Jackson : [Grabs Nigel's head] Whatever.
Jamal Jackson : [Taking his food] Man, I'm going to go sit with the deaf kid.
Nigel 'The Leg' Gruff : [Leaving as well] Jesus Christ!
Walter Cochran : [From the next table] Praise his glory, Nigel! You praise his glory!
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Jimmy McGinty : You're looking at a 65-yard field goal here.
Nigel 'The Leg' Gruff : You just hold the ball, Shane, and I'll kick the bloody piss out of it.
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Clifford Franklin : [after the replacement players lose their first game] We did the best we could do, that's all we could do.
Nigel 'The Leg' Gruff : You don't get points for trying. Let's face it boys, we screwed the pooch today.