Angelina Jolie credited as playing...
Sara 'Sway' Wayland
- Sway: What do you think is more exciting... having sex or stealing cars?
- Memphis: Having sex or boosting cars... Um, oo! Well, uh... How about having sex WHILE boosting cars?
- Sway: Oh, that's a good line. Doesn't work on a lot of girls, though.
- Memphis: I just blurted it out, I'm sorry... But, you haven't answered the question.
- Sway: Well, you see, the problem is... how do you get over the shifter?
- Memphis: Oh, oh right... because the uh...
- Sway: 'Cos it gets in the way.
- Memphis: Because you wouldn't want to disrupt the syncro-mesh... the throttle linkage... the clutch master cylinder... the overhead camshaft.
- Sway: I can't do this.
- Memphis: Straight inline 6, triple Weber carburetors, bolted to each other's body structures...
- Sway: Well, it's time to work...
- Memphis: Good brakes... good brakes, too!
- Donny: Hello, and welcome to "TV Car Trivia!" First question, who was the driver of a '73 Firebird? Uh, Otto?
- Otto Halliwell: Uh, Jim Rockford, "Rockford Files".
- Sara "Sway" Wayland: Gimme "Columbo".
- Kip: A Peugeot convertible.
- Donny: What color?
- Kip: Gray.
- Mirror Man: How do you know that?
- Kip: 'Cause I love that show.
- Mirror Man: Man, I got three words for all of y'all: Get a life!
- Freb: What's on Magnum P.I.'s license plate?
- Tumbler: "ROBIN-1"
- Kip: Wait, wasn't Robin that faggoty guy that always hung with him?
- Memphis: Naw, that was Higgins. That was Higgins.
- Otto Halliwell: Hey, hey, ten points for our fearless leader. Sway, how about giving us the Bill Bixby trifecta?
- Sara "Sway" Wayland: Drove a Corvette in "The Magician", a Ford pickup truck in "The Incredible Hulk", and in "The Courtship of Eddie's Father", he walked.
- Sara "Sway" Wayland: [after boosting Car #37: the 1971 Plymouth Hemi Barricuda - Shannon] It had to be a girl car.
- Memphis: Girl car? What kind of girl drives a Hemi 'Cuda?
- Sara "Sway" Wayland: I'll show you.
- [Sway puts on red lipstick]
- Memphis: Lipstick?
- Sara "Sway" Wayland: Matches the car.
- [Sway chuckles]
- Memphis: What's next? Blush? Mascara?
- Sara "Sway" Wayland: Next time I'll pull out the, uh... leather, high heels and pink underwear for you.
- Memphis: Leather, High Heels and...
- [with Sway]
- Sara "Sway" Wayland, Memphis: Pink underwear.
- [Sway laughing]
- Memphis: Pink underwear works. Pink underwear works.