James Duval credited as playing...
Freb
- Freb: Hey, man, that was as easy as pie!
- Donny: I'm a veteran, son.
- [a carjacker jams a gun through the window]
- Punk: [shouting] Get outta the car, bitch, or I'm gonna blow your brains out!
- Donny: You gotta be shittin' me...
- Punk: Do I have shoot you, damn it?
- [Donny takes his gun and knocks him out]
- Freb: Damn!
- Donny: [gets out of the car and kicks the punk] You lazy, half-ass bully! Any asshole can pull a gun on somebody! You don't know the first thing about stealing a car! Boy! You need a role model!
- Donny: Hello, and welcome to "TV Car Trivia!" First question, who was the driver of a '73 Firebird? Uh, Otto?
- Otto Halliwell: Uh, Jim Rockford, "Rockford Files".
- Sara "Sway" Wayland: Gimme "Columbo".
- Kip: A Peugeot convertible.
- Donny: What color?
- Kip: Gray.
- Mirror Man: How do you know that?
- Kip: 'Cause I love that show.
- Mirror Man: Man, I got three words for all of y'all: Get a life!
- Freb: What's on Magnum P.I.'s license plate?
- Tumbler: "ROBIN-1"
- Kip: Wait, wasn't Robin that faggoty guy that always hung with him?
- Memphis: Naw, that was Higgins. That was Higgins.
- Otto Halliwell: Hey, hey, ten points for our fearless leader. Sway, how about giving us the Bill Bixby trifecta?
- Sara "Sway" Wayland: Drove a Corvette in "The Magician", a Ford pickup truck in "The Incredible Hulk", and in "The Courtship of Eddie's Father", he walked.
- [Freb brings a Cadillac into Otto's place]
- Freb: I can deliver more than pizzas, huh? Boosted her myself.
- Donny: How did you get this car?
- Freb: Actually, the keys were in it.
- Donny: Well, that kinda defies the point.
- Memphis: You stole a car that wasn't on the list. Why don't you just go to the police station in a red clown suit and let everybody know what we're doing here?
- Freb: The corner of Wiltern and Wetherley... Tumbler messed up, he said the Porsche should be at the corner of Wiltern and Wetherly.
- Kip: There it is.
- Mirror Man: You're bullshitting me, right? 9024 Wiltern?
- Kip: I gotta get my tool.
- Mirror Man: Kip! He ain't bullshitting, man!
- [Kip opens the boot, retrieves half a brick]
- Mirror Man: Kip that's not a tool... that's a damn brick! Kip, man we gonna use a brick, we may as well call prison and make reservations!