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All About My Mother (1999)

Antonia San Juan: Agrado

All About My Mother

Antonia San Juan credited as playing...

Agrado

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  • Agrado: Well, as I was saying, it costs a lot to be authentic, ma'am. And one can't be stingy with these things because you are more authentic the more you resemble what you've dreamed of being.
  • Agrado: All I have that's real are my feelings and these pints of silicone that weigh a ton.
  • Agrado: Just don't disappear again. I like to say good-bye to the people I love, even if it's only to cry my eyes out, bitch.
  • Agrado: I look like the Elephant Man!
  • Manuela: Do you have any alcohol?
  • Agrado: No, I drank it all last night.
  • Manuela: I meant for disinfecting.
  • Manuela: Is that a real Chanel?
  • Agrado: No! How could I buy a real Chanel with all the hunger in the world!
  • Manuela: Don't I look a bit of a slut in this suit?
  • Agrado: All the better. These nuns only help whores and transvestites.
  • Agrado: I'm a model of discretion, when I'm sucking someone's cock. I've sucked a lot of cocks in public places and no one's noticed, except the person involved.
  • Huma Rojo: It's been ages since I sucked a cock.
  • Agrado: I always thought I could make it big in the Third World.
  • Agrado: The street's getting worse here every day. The whores were bad enough, but the drag queens are wiping us out. I can't stand the drag queens. They're sleaze bags. They confuse transvestism with a circus. Worse, with mime! A woman is her hair, her nails, lips for sucking or for bitching. I mean, have you ever seen a bald woman? I can't stand them. They're all sleaze bags!
  • Agrado: Oh, what a surprise! Three single girls in an empty house always reminds me of "How To Marry A Millionaire."
  • Manuela: It's just a bit swollen.
  • Agrado: A bit swollen? Where can I go with a mug like this?
  • Manuela: Come and eat something.
  • Agrado: Why did you go to all this trouble? Salad - how wonderful! Oh! It really hurts to chew! I won't be able to suck.
  • Manuela: You shouldn't work today.
  • Agrado: I took her in. She was in a bad way. As usual, with all the shit she takes. I came back from working the Field all night and she'd cleaned the place out. Watches, jewelry, '70s magazines that were my inspiration. 300,000 pesetas. What hurt most was she took a statue of the Virgin that my mother gave me. What for? She doesn't believe in anything! Unless she's in a satanic sect and wanted it for some ritual.
  • Agrado: I feel so old, Manolita, and it isn't my age.
  • Manuela: It's because of the beating.
  • Agrado: The beating I've taken the last 40 years!
  • Huma Rojo: I think you're all bullshitters.
  • Agrado: You have to get to know us.
  • Agrado: The whole company is obsessed with my cock! It isn't the only one around. Don't you have a cock?
  • Lola: Yes.
  • Agrado: Do people ask you to suck their cocks because you've got one?
  • Agrado: Know why they call me Agrado? I've always tried to make life agreeable for others.
  • Sister María Rosa Sanz: I doubt there are many drag queens in El Salvador; but, they're in the middle of a war.
  • Agrado: Yeah? I didn't know that.
  • Sister María Rosa Sanz: I'm replacing some nuns who were murdered.
  • Agrado: I'm not sure what I need right now is a war.
  • Agrado: To do that to me, with all she owes me! Since we met in Paris 20 years ago, I've been like a sister to her. We got our tits together.
  • Nina: Haven't you ever thought of cutting it off?
  • Agrado: I'd get no work. The clients like us pneumatic and well-hung.
  • Nina: Rheumatic? Guys are so odd.
  • Agrado: Not rheumtic. Pneumatic. A pair of tits as hard as newly inflated tires and a big dick as well.

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