But I'm a Cheerleader (1999)

Clea DuVall: Graham

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• Graham : You are who you are. The only trick is not getting caught!

  Megan : How'd YOU end up here?

  Graham : I got caught.

• Megan : Your parents didn't stay very long.

  Graham : Well, I imagine it gets uncomfortable sitting that long with a stick up your ass.

• Megan : [after Graham kisses Megan for the first time]  I'm not supposed to like you.

  Graham : But?

  Megan : I wanna do that again.

  [Megan kisses Graham] 

• Megan : Cheers are supposed to be simple, make people feel good.

  Graham : Cheers make girls do stupid cartwheels. Orgasms make people feel good.

• Hilary : This is where we sleep, but there's no inappropriate behavior allowed.

  Megan : Inappropriate? Like swearing?

  Graham : No, inappropriate like fucking.

• Graham : [after Megan sees Graham and Sinead dancing]  Megan, it's not what you think.

  Megan : That's why we came here, right? So *you* could be yourself.

  Graham : I don't like Sinead that way.

  Megan : Which way is that, clothed?

  Graham : We weren't doing anything.

  Megan : Oh, when you were going like this, you weren't doing anything.

  Graham : No we, I wasn't, I wasn't doing that!

  Megan : It doesn't matter.

  Graham : Why are you freaking out?

  Megan : It's none of my business. Do what you want.

  Graham : You want me to do what I want?

  Megan : I could care less.

  Graham : What I *really* want?

  Megan : Screw you!

  [Graham kisses Megan] 

• Megan : So it sounds stupid to you, but I really love it. Cheerleading's the one thing that's kept me happy. It's exhilarating.

  Graham : I would love to see you cheer.

  Megan : Don't make fun of me!

  Graham : No, I'm not. I'm not. Don't you think maybe I'm just jealous that you love something?

• Graham : [to Megan]  I thought it was just an act, but you really are sweet as fucking pie, aren't you?

• Megan : I'm stuck on "5, 6, 7, 8, God is good..."

  Graham : "God is straight!"

  Megan : Hey, that's good.

• Graham : What, would you tie her to your bed and zap her to death, or are you running low on batteries?

• Graham : I'm Graham, and I like girls. A lot.

• Mary : Ok, then, who's left to report out their root? Andre?

  Andre : Shit, Ms. Mary, I ain't the only one who ain't got no root.

  Mary : Andre, we don't use profanity or double negatives here at True Directions. Ok, who's next? Megan!

  Megan : Well, I've really been thinking but I just can't think of anything.

  Graham : I think our little Prom Queen is too afraid to disclose.

  Megan : Oh, really? What's your root, Graham?

  Graham : We're working on your issue here, not mine. You're deflecting.

  Mary : Actually, I think it might be a great idea for Megan to be reminded of your root, Graham.

  Graham : My mother got married in pants.

  [group applauds] 

  Mary : All right, let's see, uh, Dolph!

  Dolph : Too many locker room showers with the varsity team.

  Mary : Hilary?

  Hilary : Um, all girl boarding school.

  Mary : Sinead.

  Sinead : I was born in France.

  Mary : Clayton.

  Clayton Dunn : My mom let me play in her pumps.

  Jan : I like balls.

  Mary : Why, thank you for that Jan.

  [group applauds] 

  Mary : Joel?

  Joel : Traumatic... bris. So... yeah.

• Megan : You didn't tell me you were taking me to a gay bar!

  Graham : Well, where else would we go?

• Mary : Have you ever had a boyfriend?

  Megan : Yes. For 2 years, we've been going steady. And I really love him. He's smart, and popular...

  Graham : [interrupting, sarcastically]  And he's got the biggest dick I've never seen.

  Hilary : Well, um, have you ever - had sex with him?

  Megan : I'm a Christian.

  Hilary : It's really easy to be a prude when you're not attracted to him, isn't it?