Natasha Lyonne credited as playing...
Megan
- Megan: [to Graham] 1,2,3,4 - I won't take no anymore. 5,6,7,8 - I want you to be my mate. 1,2,3,4 - you're the one that I adore. 5,6,7,8 - don't run from me 'cause this is fate.
- Megan: [realizes, then shouts:] I'm a homosexual!
- [shocked:]
- Megan: I'm a homosexual! I'm a homosexual!
- Mary: Congratulations, Megan. You have just taken your first step in your true direction!
- Megan: [dismayed sobbing] I'm a homosexual!
- Mary: Don't worry, Megan. It's gonna be okay.
- Megan: No...!
- [drools]
- Mary: Here, put these on.
- [hands out a pink outfit]
- Megan: [by herself now, sobs] Oh, my God... They were right. I'm a homo!
- Graham: [after Megan sees Graham and Sinead dancing] Megan, it's not what you think.
- Megan: That's why we came here, right? So *you* could be yourself.
- Graham: I don't like Sinead that way.
- Megan: Which way is that, clothed?
- Graham: We weren't doing anything.
- Megan: Oh, when you were going like this, you weren't doing anything.
- Graham: No we, I wasn't, I wasn't doing that!
- Megan: It doesn't matter.
- Graham: Why are you freaking out?
- Megan: It's none of my business. Do what you want.
- Graham: You want me to do what I want?
- Megan: I could care less.
- Graham: What I *really* want?
- Megan: Screw you!
- [Graham kisses Megan]
- Mary: Ok, then, who's left to report out their root? Andre?
- Andre: Shit, Ms. Mary, I ain't the only one who ain't got no root.
- Mary: Andre, we don't use profanity or double negatives here at True Directions. Ok, who's next? Megan!
- Megan: Well, I've really been thinking but I just can't think of anything.
- Graham: I think our little Prom Queen is too afraid to disclose.
- Megan: Oh, really? What's your root, Graham?
- Graham: We're working on your issue here, not mine. You're deflecting.
- Mary: Actually, I think it might be a great idea for Megan to be reminded of your root, Graham.
- Graham: My mother got married in pants.
- [group applauds]
- Mary: All right, let's see, uh, Dolph!
- Dolph: Too many locker room showers with the varsity team.
- Mary: Hilary?
- Hilary: Um, all girl boarding school.
- Mary: Sinead.
- Sinead: I was born in France.
- Mary: Clayton.
- Clayton Dunn: My mom let me play in her pumps.
- Jan: I like balls.
- Mary: Why, thank you for that Jan.
- [group applauds]
- Mary: Joel?
- Joel: Traumatic... bris. So... yeah.
- Mary: Have you ever had a boyfriend?
- Megan: Yes. For 2 years, we've been going steady. And I really love him. He's smart, and popular...
- Graham: [interrupting, sarcastically] And he's got the biggest dick I've never seen.
- Hilary: Well, um, have you ever - had sex with him?
- Megan: I'm a Christian.
- Hilary: It's really easy to be a prude when you're not attracted to him, isn't it?
- Lloyd: We're just trying to provide you all with a balanced perspective, to see that there are options. In the end, it's up to you whether you choose to live a...
- Larry: Lie.
- Lloyd: Whether you want to be who you are or keep it hidden is really more what we're about.
- Megan: So you run like, the underground homo railroad.