Dante Basco credited as playing...
Dolph
- Mary: Ok, then, who's left to report out their root? Andre?
- Andre: Shit, Ms. Mary, I ain't the only one who ain't got no root.
- Mary: Andre, we don't use profanity or double negatives here at True Directions. Ok, who's next? Megan!
- Megan: Well, I've really been thinking but I just can't think of anything.
- Graham: I think our little Prom Queen is too afraid to disclose.
- Megan: Oh, really? What's your root, Graham?
- Graham: We're working on your issue here, not mine. You're deflecting.
- Mary: Actually, I think it might be a great idea for Megan to be reminded of your root, Graham.
- Graham: My mother got married in pants.
- [group applauds]
- Mary: All right, let's see, uh, Dolph!
- Dolph: Too many locker room showers with the varsity team.
- Mary: Hilary?
- Hilary: Um, all girl boarding school.
- Mary: Sinead.
- Sinead: I was born in France.
- Mary: Clayton.
- Clayton Dunn: My mom let me play in her pumps.
- Jan: I like balls.
- Mary: Why, thank you for that Jan.
- [group applauds]
- Mary: Joel?
- Joel: Traumatic... bris. So... yeah.