- Royce: You better not be playing silly buggers with me!
- Bill Manucci: Shit! I thought they sent assholes like you to Australia!
- Felix: You almost done?
- Royce: In a minute, alright?
- Bill Manucci: Let the man eat Felix! I mean for Christ' sake, he's from England, this is practically a gourmet meal for him! Besides, he's been that ugly must bring up one hell of an appetite!
- Miles: Calm down Royce, Felix can handle it.
- Bill Manucci: Felix couldn't handle his own dick if it spat a load into his own hand!
- Bill Manucci: Do you really think I'm stupid enough to kill a fed agent?
- Miles: As a matter of fact, yes I do!
- [holding up a can of Mr. Pibb]
- Bill Manucci: You ever had this? This is just like Dr. Pepper, but without the medical degree.