- [opening sequence]
- Narrator: Sugar... spice... and everything nice. These were the ingredients chosen to create the perfect little girls. But Professor Utonium accidentally added an extra ingredient to the concoction: Chemical X. Thus, the Powerpuff Girls were born! Using their ultra-superpowers, Blossom, Bubbles, and Buttercup have dedicated their lives to fighting crime and the forces of EVIL!
- Professor Utonium: Bring it on, daddy-o.
- Mojo Jojo: Oh that is so LAME. You will PAY for your use of inappropriate dialogue.
- Mojo Jojo: I have no intention of comitting any crimes. Today.
- Blossom: Then what were you doing before we got here?
- Mojo Jojo: Sleeping.
- Buttercup: Before that?
- Mojo Jojo: Reading the paper!
- Blossom: Oh. Well you better behave yourself, or we'll be back!
- Mojo Jojo: [sarcastically] Oh goodness. I better not snore!
- Professor Utonium: Powerpuff hotline.
- Mayor: Oh, this is terrible! Terrible!
- Professor Utonium: Well, Mr. Terrible, I'm sorry, but this line is reserved for...
- Mayor: No, no, no! This is the Mayor! I need the girls immediately!
- Professor Utonium: [laughing] Sorry, Mayor. See, I thought you were...
- [the Mayor screams over the line]
- Professor Utonium: Sorry. Hold on, Mayor.
- Mayor: No! I didn't take it! It was Ms. Bellum!
- Narrator: There! It's time for you to make your speech.
- Mayor: Okay... what speech?
- Narrator: The speech you will make!
- Mayor: Oh!
- Narrator: No, not "oh!" You!
- Mayor: Why?
- Narrator: No, you!
- Mayor: You?
- Narrator: No, not me! You, the mayor!
- Mayor: Me?
- Narrator: Yes! That's what I said!
- Mayor: Now, wait a minute. Who's "I"?
- Narrator: I is you!
- Mayor: Stop it!
- Narrator: Gee, are you okay?
- Mayor: I don't know any more!
- Narrator: Oh, forget it.
- Mojo Jojo: I swear that today is the day that I will develop a plan so diabolical and evil that I will crush the Powerpuff Girls. But first... I must attend to the dishes that I have soiled with the food that I have eaten.
- Mojo Jojo: Now to catch up on the world's latest events that have happened that this paper has reported with the words that they wrote.
- Mayor: Mojo Jojo is destroying Soho with his Robo Jojo, and that's a big no-no. So hurry up and go-go.
- Princess: I know you think I'm too little to own my own city, but don't worry. I won't let you down. I'll be the best little capitalist piglet Princess you ever had.
- Truant Officer: I was being sarcastic, which is another big word you'll learn in school. But you wouldn't know that considering you've never attended one of this country's great educational facilities, which is a thought that just sickens me.
- Narrator: The city of Townsville! What's this? People running for their lives? Yeah, yeah, what else is new?
- Buttercup: Fighting robot? For what?
- Professor Utonium: So all the nerds out there will think I'm cool.
- Mojo Jojo: I wasn't born a super villain chimp with an oversized brain you know. Evil geniuses are made not born.
- Professor Utonium: I remember when the premiere issue of "Extreme Chemical Physics" came out. I was so anxious to get a copy I...
- [notices the girls are gone]
- Professor Utonium: Oh, is the latest issue out already?
- Professor Utonium: Girls, time to get up. Breakfast is ready.
- Buttercup: Bacon and eggs?
- Bubbles: Waffles?
- Blossom: French toast?
- Professor Utonium: Liver and onions.
- Buttercup: Liver and onions? I hate liver and onions! This stuff isn't even fit for a dog to eat!
- Bubbles: That's it! We'll feed it to our dog.
- Buttercup: Duh! We don't have a dog!
- Blossom: So, now how do we get the money to afford the destructoray? Think, girls, think. Except you, Bubbles.
- Soldier: Roger, Bravo Delta, this is Sitting Duck. I have Bogie Queen in my sights, and I'm, uh, going to shoot bullets at it now.
- Reporter: And it is this reporter's opinion that perhaps none of this would've happened if the Powerpuff Girls would've just saved the day.
- Bubbles: All right already! We get the picture! We were there, remember?
- Buttercup: You're just jealous.
- Bubbles: I am not, just because Blossom wouldn't do it doesn't mean I would.
- Buttercup: Uh-huh.
- Bubbles: Uh-uh.
- Buttercup: Uh-huh.
- Bubbles: Uh-uh.
- Buttercup: Uh-huh.
- Bubbles: [angrily] Uh-uh!
- [Bubbles punches Buttercup down the hall]
- Blossom: It was an accident. It was really good. Really.
- [the doll's face has ripped off]
- Slim: Why don't you go? You're the bossman.
- Bossman: Huh? I can't go. I'm the getaway driver.
- Slim: But you don't have a car.
- Narrator: There's one animal that doesn't play well with others: the mutated monkey Mojo Jojo. In one of his more pathetic disguises, I might add.