He Died with a Felafel in His Hand (2001)

Emily Hamilton: Sam

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• Sam : What's happening to me? I can't even kill myself properly. I can't do anything properly.

  Danny : I'm sure if you concentrated you would be able to kill yourself better than anyone else I know.

  Sam : Really?

  Danny : [nodding slowly]  You do everything better than anyone else I know.

• Sam : There's all these words for a woman who doesn't want to have sex: frigid, uptight, cold, icy. But can you like even think of one word for a man that doesn't want to have sex?

  Danny : Dead?

• Danny : Want to get married?

  Sam : Can't, got to go out later.

• Sam : Don't you find me attractive?

  Danny : Of course I find you attractive.

  Sam : Well then?

  Danny : Well we're mates. You can't sleep with your mates, it's one of the unwritten rules of the moral code of mateship.

  Sam : I didn't know there were any unwritten rules of the moral code of mateship.

  Danny : Oh yeah, they're the biggies. No sleeping with a mate, no sleeping with a mate's girlfriend, no urinating on a mate's car. It's column of salt sort of stuff, Sodom and Gomorrah and all that.