- Redcap Attendant #1: I call this special meetin' of the Benevolent Protection Society to order. The Black Knights of the Redcaps has resolved, where is, to wit!
- Redcap Attendant #2: I moves to second that emotion.
- Redcap Attendant #1: We are gathered here today for the special purpose of comin' to the aid of our disabled brother Urias Mashpee.
- Redcap Attendant #3: What's the matter with brother Mashpee?
- Redcap Attendant #1: He is confined in the hospital with a severe case of birthmark.
- Redcap Attendant #3: Birthmark? Brother Mashpee's been borned a long time.
- Redcap Attendant #1: Yeah, but this here birthmark come from sticking his head in the wrong berth.
- Redcap Attendant #2: I motions to emotion that emotion to the last motion.
- Redcap Attendant #1: Brethren, it is up to the Black Knights of the Redcaps to give one of our benefit performances - there being only - four dollars left in the treasury.
- Redcap Attendant #4: There's twelve dollars and sixty-five cents!
- Redcap Attendant #1: There was twelve dollars and sixty-five, until I rolled that bum seven.