- Uncle: I have read in "100 + 1 foreign interests" magazine such an piquancy that an average woman thinks about sex every 5 minutes and an average person, like man, guy thinks about it every 7 minutes.
- Father Sebek: So, what is the result?
- Uncle: That I am an average woman.
- Teacher: Mr. Kraus, are you alright?
- Father Kraus: Yes, only my brain reels.
- Teacher: You don't look very good.
- Father Kraus: You look terrible too.
- Uzlinka: Daddy! Russians have come!
- Father Sebek: What? What? Tell them to wait, we will come in the moment.
- Caretaker: A package for you in today's mail.
- Elien: Hmmmh...
- [takes the box, turns it around]
- Caretaker: All the way from the USA. Probably from your comrade parents...