Kim Cattrall credited as playing...
Samantha Jones
- Samantha: You men have no idea what we're dealing with down there. Teeth placement, and jaw stress, and suction, and gag reflex, and all the while bobbing up and down, moaning and trying to breathe through our noses. Easy? Honey, they don't call it a job for nothing.
- Samantha: I remember when Danny had more than one thought, and they all involved going up my ass.
- Charlotte: You had sex with Danny?
- Samantha: Sure, he's cute, straight and we've known him for ten years. Haven't we all had sex with Danny?
- Carrie: Oh yeah, that one weekend I was bored.
- Charlotte: Just a New Year's Eve kiss.
- Miranda: I showed him a boob in a coat checkroom.
- Carrie: Just one?
- Miranda: I sensed he couldn't commit.
- Samantha: The country runs better with a good looking man in the White House. I mean, look what happened with Nixon; no one wanted to fuck him, so he fucked everyone.
- Samantha: You have a lot of nerve telling me to get a wax. If you were in Aruba the natives could bead your back. And it's not just there: every time I blow you I feel like I'm flossing.
- Samantha: I'll admit I have had to polish myself off once or twice, but yes, when I RSVP to a party, I make it my business to come.
- Samantha: There isn't enough wall space in New York City to hang all of my exes. Let me tell you, a lot of them were hung.