Will & Grace (1998–2020)
Shelley Morrison: Rosario Salazar
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Quotes
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[after seeing Karen's mother]
Rosario : Santa Maria, it has a mother.
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[Karen is waiting up for Rosario, who has been out cleaning another man's apartment]
Karen : Well, well, well. El Pollo has come home to roost. How's Beverly?
Rosario : Miss Karen, I was just...
Karen : Oh, don't insult me with your lies. I know where you were. Scrubbing floors for Beverly Leslie. I can smell his generic cleaning products all over you.
Rosario : It's not what you think.
Karen : Oh, really? Is that a new Members Only jacket you're wearing?
Rosario : So what if it is? A lady likes nice things.
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[Will has quit his job and now wants to be a writer; they are now at a party]
Will : Oh, Rosario, I - look, I'm doing some writing on social injustice, you know, the battle between the classes?
Rosario : You want to interview me?
Will : No, no, I just want to jot something down. Could you hold my glass?
Rosario : [mad] Sleep with your lights on, white devil. Your time is coming.
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Rosario : [to Karen] Why don't I just squeeze you like a sponge. There's probably enough alcohol in you to fill a hot-tub.
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[talking to Jack]
Rosario : Hold on Francis Ford Fagola.
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Rosario : [to Karen] Up yours, Count Drunkula.
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Rosario : [to Jack and Karen] Oh look, it's "Dumb and Drunker".