Will & Grace (TV Series 1998–2020) Poster

(1998–2020)

Shelley Morrison: Rosario Salazar

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Quotes 

  • Karen : Where the hell have you been?

    Rosario : Riding a llama in Neverland. Where do you think? I was cleaning.

  • [after seeing Karen's mother] 

    Rosario : Santa Maria, it has a mother.

  • [Karen is waiting up for Rosario, who has been out cleaning another man's apartment] 

    Karen : Well, well, well. El Pollo has come home to roost. How's Beverly?

    Rosario : Miss Karen, I was just...

    Karen : Oh, don't insult me with your lies. I know where you were. Scrubbing floors for Beverly Leslie. I can smell his generic cleaning products all over you.

    Rosario : It's not what you think.

    Karen : Oh, really? Is that a new Members Only jacket you're wearing?

    Rosario : So what if it is? A lady likes nice things.

  • Karen : We should spend some time together.

    Rosario : I don't drink.

  • [Will has quit his job and now wants to be a writer; they are now at a party] 

    Will : Oh, Rosario, I - look, I'm doing some writing on social injustice, you know, the battle between the classes?

    Rosario : You want to interview me?

    Will : No, no, I just want to jot something down. Could you hold my glass?

    Rosario : [mad]  Sleep with your lights on, white devil. Your time is coming.

  • Rosario : [to Karen]  Why don't I just squeeze you like a sponge. There's probably enough alcohol in you to fill a hot-tub.

  • Karen : Where the hell are my slippers?

    Rosario : Have you looked up your ass, you drunken fool?

  • [talking to Jack] 

    Rosario : Hold on Francis Ford Fagola.

  • Karen : She's getting too big for her boots.

    Rosario : Someone should punch her in the neck.

    Karen : Hey. that isn't very ladylike

    Rosario : With an open fist.

    Karen : That's my girl.

  • Rosario : [to Karen]  Up yours, Count Drunkula.

  • Rosario : [to Jack and Karen]  Oh look, it's "Dumb and Drunker".

  • Rosario : It's Mr. Stan. He's dead.

    [everyone is stunned] 

    Leo : [entering]  Hey, hey, I got off work early, picked up a couple of sixes. I found a 20 on the street - damn, it's good to be alive... What?

  • Jack : [singing]  You can ring my beh-eh-ell. You can ring my bell.

    Rosario : Ding Dong. Ding Dong.

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