Eric McCormack credited as playing...
Will Truman
- Will: No, no. I don't want to have sex with you.
- Jack: Oh, Will that wasn't sex. Okay, how do I explain this? Okay, when a man and a man love each other very much...
- Will: No, no... Psychic Sue said I was going to spend the rest of my life with a guy named Jack.
- Jack: Jack who?
- Will: Jack you.
- Jack: Jack me?
- Will: No thanks.
- Jack: I fooled around with Josh.
- Grace: What?
- Jack: Remember when I told you that there was something about Josh that I couldn't put my finger on? Well, I put my finger in it.
- Will: There was a saying on the island. Mana Na Kalaka. Kana Makalui.
- Grace: What does that mean?
- Will: I don't know. I just can't believe you ended up with another gay guy.
- [Will is trying to convince Karen not to fire her pastry chef, whom he has the hots for]
- Will: He's a genius. He's an artist. You wouldn't fire Picasso, would you?
- Karen: I would, and I did! He put both my breasts on the same side of my body. I wouldn't take that from my plastic surgeon, and I wouldn't take it from him!
- Will: Ben Doucette, Karen Walker.
- Ben Doucette: I know Mrs. Walker.
- Karen: Oh, yeah... I remember you. Stan and I met you at the Whitney opening. You were the bartender. Yeah.
- Ben Doucette: No, you just gave me your drink order.
- Karen: Yeah... and I'm still waiting for it.
- Grace: The only reason you were offered a job, is so that he can slither out of the lawsuit.
- Will: Of course. That ruthless bastard offered me a 5-year contract, paid vacation, a huge signing bonus, all to make a dispute over slipcovers go away. How could I have been so blind.
- Grace: Why do your people always go to sarcasm first?
- [Val is making obscene positions in the elevator]
- Will: Val? What are you doing?
- Val: Oh, nothing, just a liitle something to the security camera. A liitle gift for the boys in the basement.
- Jack: Shut up, I do the same thing.
- Will: I hate to disappoint you both, bu that's not a security camera, that's a smoke detector.
- [Will is coming out to his boyfriend's boss, who had thought they were brothers. Earlier, Will and Stan changed Stan's will without telling Karen and made it so 1/3 of his money would go to charity]
- Will: But make no mistake about it, Harry. I am a gay man. I sleep with men. I have no desire to sleep with women... Not now, not ever.
- Karen: [entering] You screwed me, Will Truman!
- Will: What?
- Karen: Oh, don't you play dumb with me. Oh, you stuck it to me but good.
- Will: Karen...
- Karen: And he is just so comfortable giving it away, aren't ya? Wow. Single mothers. Homeless women. Sally Struthers? You make me sick! I got news for you people, I'm gonna get him in a room, and I am gonna work that little will until I'm satisfied.
- [after hearing from a psychic they will spend the rest of their lives together Will and Jack are setting ground rules]
- Will: Sex is out of the question. I don't even like seeing your head poke through your sweater.
- Will: You want to go out tonight? We could grab an Italian. And then go for dinner afterwards.
- [laughs]
- [Will and Grace are dancing on the roof of a building just before her wedding]
- Will: Don't tell Leo that I had the first dance.