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The Big Tease

  • 1999
  • R
  • 1h 26m
IMDb RATING
6.1/10
2.7K
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Craig Ferguson in The Big Tease (1999)
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The Big Tease is big fun, a fish-out-of-water tale teeming with charm and a hilariously satiric view of life in L. A.The Big Tease is big fun, a fish-out-of-water tale teeming with charm and a hilariously satiric view of life in L. A.The Big Tease is big fun, a fish-out-of-water tale teeming with charm and a hilariously satiric view of life in L. A.

  • Director
    • Kevin Allen
  • Writers
    • Sacha Gervasi
    • Craig Ferguson
  • Stars
    • Craig Ferguson
    • Chris Langham
    • David Rasche
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  • IMDb RATING
    6.1/10
    2.7K
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    • Director
      • Kevin Allen
    • Writers
      • Sacha Gervasi
      • Craig Ferguson
    • Stars
      • Craig Ferguson
      • Chris Langham
      • David Rasche
    • 32User reviews
    • 31Critic reviews
    • 53Metascore
  • See production info at IMDbPro
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    Craig Ferguson
    Craig Ferguson
    • Crawford Mackenzie
    Chris Langham
    Chris Langham
    • BBC Interviewer
    David Rasche
    David Rasche
    • Stig
    Frances Fisher
    Frances Fisher
    • Candy
    Mary McCormack
    Mary McCormack
    • Monique
    Donal Logue
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    • Eamonn
    Isabella Aitken
    • Mrs. Beasie Mackenzie
    Kevin Allen
    Kevin Allen
    • Gareth Trundle
    Angela McCluskey
    Angela McCluskey
    • Senga Magoogan
    Francine York
    Francine York
    • Elegant Woman
    David Hasselhoff
    David Hasselhoff
    • David Hasselhoff
    Drew Carey
    Drew Carey
    • Drew Carey
    Cathy Lee Crosby
    Cathy Lee Crosby
    • Cathy Lee Crosby
    Caitlyn Jenner
    Caitlyn Jenner
    • Bruce Jenner
    • (as Bruce Jenner)
    Nina Siemaszko
    Nina Siemaszko
    • Betty Fuego
    Melissa Rivers
    Melissa Rivers
    • Dianne Abbott
    • (as Melissa Rosenberg)
    Norm Compton
    • Cop Driver
    Loren Lazerine
    Loren Lazerine
    • Bear Suit Person
    • Director
      • Kevin Allen
    • Writers
      • Sacha Gervasi
      • Craig Ferguson
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    User reviews32

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    naomi.rose

    Different . . . but there's nothing wrong with that!

    I found this film to be rather unique. It wasn't too 'mockumentary' but it wasn't exactly a beautifully edited screen play either. It took a while to get used to the pace, but then its merits shined through. I love subtle humour, and the thought that went into those adhoc comments and little facial expressions made it extremely funny. (Check out Martin's face when Crawford refuses to talk about his childhood) The storyline and ending maybe predictable, but aren't they all? Definitely worth a giggle. Oh . . .and any movie with a kilt scene can't be wrong now, can it?
    Poseidon-3

    "Best in Blow" or "Best in Shear"?

    Unjustly obscure, this mock-umentary is certainly not revolutionary film making or Oscar material, but it does offer gentle laughs and some amusing performances and visuals. Ferguson stars (and appears in virtually every scene) as a Scottish hairdresser who gets a letter inviting him to an international hair styling competition in Los Angeles. This is cause for Langham to film a BBC documentary on him and much of the film is from that perspective (although Ferguson also narrates in blurbs filmed after the event.) Falling somewhere in between the lame "Drop Dead Gorgeous" and the sublime "Best in Show", the film is full of odd situations and the infectious charm of Ferguson as he sets out to win top honors. Needless to say, if Ferguson weren't entertaining the film would be sunk. Thankfully, he is delightful throughout. Fisher, though less endearing, also provides nice support for him. Several excellent comedic performers pop up along the way, notably the bizarre and side-splitting Miller as a harried hotel manager. Rasche sinks humorously into his role as Ferguson's chief competitor. McCormack, a very attractive young lady, perfectly captures the phony, insincere aspects of the contest organizer. And any film that even briefly utilizes the untapped charms of McGinley can't be all bad. Home video viewers may need to use subtitles to catch all of the remarks as the authentic Scottish accents are sometimes hard to completely understand. Some real life hair professionals appear, but star cameos are minimal. Carey inexplicably shows up as himself, but with a full head of hair. Hasselhoff comes off amusingly as himself. Crosby, an actress who always could have used a good stylist, appears briefly as a demonstration assistant. One quibble: If the film was going to be rated R anyway, why not show more of the lead's physical assets. What's shown is great, but all too brief. On it's own little terms, this is a charming and fun movie.
    steven.gough

    worthwhile, funny little film

    If you stick with it this is a very funny film. Don't be put off by the plot - a misguided Scotsman attempts to crash a mythical hairdressing Olympics. It's a very human comedy about identity and self-worth. Filmed in a documentary style, which takes a few scenes to get used to, it really only hits its stride when the hero Crawford lands in the US. From there it works very well, tilting at various American showbiz windmills. I saw one of the co-stars, Mary McCormack, recently in "High Heels and Lowlifes", and surfing her name in the database reminded me of this little gem. If it's in your local video store, and you enjoyed Spinal Tap or Local Hero, you should try it.
    9babypix

    Ferguson surprises in this well-written and edited funfest

    If one were to judge the comedic or acting abilities of Craig Ferguson by his work on "The Drew Carey Show", he could easily be overlooked, passed over, or lumped in with the stereotypically smarmy and scenery-chewing English supporting character types like Christopher Hewitt (tv's Mr. Belvedere), and Daniel Davis (Butler Niles on "The Nanny).

    Don't be misled. Ferguson, who is HORRIBLE on Drew Carey, is every bit as wonderful in this smart, well acted, clever and sweet mockumentary which is surprisingly not a Christpher Guest production, and luckily with no Eugene Levy in sight!

    This film is a surprise, it's a sleeper, and probably did 0 box office in the US, but, give yourself a treat. Rent it, preferably with a roomful of good humored friends. An instant party!
    bob the moo

    Amusing mockumentary with absurd humour

    The documentary filmmaker Martin Samuels joins Scottish hairdresser Crawford Mackenzie as he sets out for LA to take part in the Platinum Scissors Hairdressing competition. On arrival he runs up a large hotel bill before discovering that his `invitation' is not to compete but to attend in the audience. Out of his hotel and out of money, Crawford tries to get into the competition and wins over the trend setters of Beverly Hills and, with a little bit of luck and deceit tries to work his way into the contest

    I had never heard of this film prior to it's TV premier in the UK, I imagine it's the same with a lot of people – it's a British comedy but it never managed to get the same high profile as more notable successes. However this is not to take from this film as it is pretty funny and gently amusing. The plot is nonsense but I think that is the point – it's is increasingly absurd – just like the actual competition and Hollywood lifestyle that Crawford finds himself thrust into. The comedy is rarely hilarious but it is consistently funny nonetheless – being more amusing than rip-roaring. The sheer wit and energy of the film manages to carry it over the odd dry spell.

    Ferguson is suitably flaming as Crawford and is sweetly naïve for the most part. Langham is very dry as Samuels and I wanted him to have more screen time than he did – many other mock-documentaries have successfully made much better use of the dry humour of the interviewer. The support cast are good on the whole and don't mind making fun of themselves. Rasche is good as the two-faced Stig. While comedy cameos from Drew Carey and David Hasselhoff work well. Miller is always value for money and is good in his brief scene.

    Overall this is a nice short little comedy that is lively and absurd. It is rarely hilarious but you'll watch it with a consistent smile on your face. Perfect if you're in a silly mood and looking for something with a bit of fizz.

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    • Trivia
      The inspiration for this film arose out of Craig Ferguson's desire to make a cheerful film that celebrates Scottishness, as opposed to the epic nature of films like Braveheart (1995) and Rob Roy (1995), and the downbeat quality of Trainspotting (1996) and Shallow Grave (1994).
    • Goofs
      Crawford rents a car that was apparently stolen from a Korean cook named Chokko. When Crawford visits Chokko's house, the camera pans and reveals a sign above the doorway on the ground floor displaying what seems to be 'Asian' characters. However, it's neither Korean nor any other Asian language. The characters are entirely fictitious.
    • Quotes

      Crawford Mackenzie: Sorry, Candy. I adore you, I really do. It's just that I prefer my women with a penis.

    • Connections
      Referenced in The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson: Episode #6.121 (2010)
    • Soundtracks
      My Boy Lollipop
      Written by Johnny Roberts and Morris Levy

      Performed by Millie Small

      Courtesy of Island Records Ltd.

      Under license from Universal Music Special Markets

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    • Release date
      • January 28, 2000 (United States)
    • Countries of origin
      • United Kingdom
      • United States
    • Official site
      • Warner Bros
    • Language
      • English
    • Also known as
      • Je M'Appelle Crawford
    • Filming locations
      • Glasgow, Strathclyde, Scotland, UK
    • Production companies
      • Warner Bros.
      • Crawford P.
      • I Should Coco Films
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    Box office

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    • Budget
      • $4,000,000 (estimated)
    • Gross US & Canada
      • $187,152
    • Opening weekend US & Canada
      • $29,010
      • Jan 30, 2000
    • Gross worldwide
      • $187,152
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    • Runtime
      1 hour 26 minutes
    • Color
      • Color
    • Sound mix
      • DTS
      • Dolby Digital
      • SDDS
    • Aspect ratio
      • 1.85 : 1

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