Denis Leary credited as playing...
Michael McCann
- Detective Michael McCann: Can I drop you someplace? At your hotel?
- Catherine Banning: One, I keep an apartment here, and two, I am going to your office.
- Detective Michael McCann: [pause] She keeps an apartment. I keep goldfish.
- Catherine Banning: This is an elegant crime, done by an elegant person. It's not about the money.
- Detective Michael McCann: So, who steals a Monet, just to not sell it?
- Catherine Banning: A Monet lover.
- [Looks at a computer on a desk]
- Catherine Banning: Whose desk is that?
- Detective Paretti: Er...
- Catherine Banning: Can I use it?
- Detective Paretti: Sure.
- Catherine Banning: OK, let's dig up all the major art auctions of the last five years, and see who's been bidding on Monets.
- Catherine Banning: [Holds up a sheet of paper with details of auctions] See anyone we know?
- Detective Michael McCann: [Looks at list. Sees Thomas Crown listed as a bidder on a Monet] Him? A big day for this guy is takin' off his tie! He's a finance geek?
- Catherine Banning: Is he?
- [Catherine is clearly upset]
- Detective Michael McCann: Are you okay?
- Catherine Banning: Yeah.
- Detective Michael McCann: You know I was okay once. My girlfriend went out one night and came back... married. I told everyone that I didn't care, and then I fucked five women in three days, flipped my car on an on-ramp, beat a suspect unconscious, got suspended... but I was "okay."
- Detective Michael McCann: [about Thomas Crown] Do you realize what kind of flesh-eating lawyers this guy is going to have?
- Detective Michael McCann: So I'm stuck with you on my back.
- Catherine Banning: Oh, come on Lieutenant. Who knows, you might enjoy it.
- Detective Michael McCann: Give.
- [pause]
- Detective Michael McCann: You know what? Life is full of shitty conflicts, okay? Give!