The Adventures of Young Indiana Jones: Travels with Father (1996 TV Movie)
Corey Carrier: Henry 'Indiana' Jones, Jr.
Quotes
-
Anna Jones : Your father will deal with you in the morning.
Indiana Jones : What's he gonna do?
Anna Jones : Have you shot in the morning. I will provide the blindfold.
-
Leo Tolstoy : You reeking little swine, how dare you shoot me in the ass!
Indiana Jones : I thought you were a giant weazle.
Leo Tolstoy : Do I look like a giant weazle? Is it my twitching snout? My long, hairless tail? Are all little English boys as stupid as you?
Indiana Jones : I'm not English, I'm American.
Leo Tolstoy : That explains it.
-
Indiana Jones : You have dogs? So do I. One I mean, her name's Indiana. I haven't seen her in over a year, though. 'Cause we've been traveling so much.
Leo Tolstoy : You miss her?
Indiana Jones : Yeah, you bet I do. Can't wait to see her when we get home. Wonder if she'll still remember me.
Leo Tolstoy : Of course she will. Dogs are better than people.
-
Indiana Jones : Hey, they were calling you Tolstoy. I think my father has some of your books. Didn't you write that eh, that really big fat one about war?
Leo Tolstoy : And peace.
Indiana Jones : No kiddin'. My father thinks you're great!
Leo Tolstoy : Your dad's an imbicile.
Indiana Jones : He's usually not wrong about this stuff. You should ask him.
-
Indiana Jones : Father, I don't think that he understand your ancient Greek.
Prof. Henry Jones, Sr. : Well he should have understood it.
-
Indiana Jones : Father, I really doubt if a bus is even gonna come and if it does, there's probably only one a day and, and it's probably already gone!
Prof. Henry Jones, Sr. : Junior, you are now being cynical.
Indiana Jones : [beneath his breath] Yes sir.
Prof. Henry Jones, Sr. : See, after skepticism comes cynicism.
-
Indiana Jones : [Indy and his father are splashing around in a lake] I didn't even know you could swim.
Prof. Henry Jones, Sr. : There's a lot you don't know about me, Junior.
[splashes water at his son]
Prof. Henry Jones, Sr. : When I was five years old, I used to go swimming in a loch. Now that was cold!
-
Indiana Jones : [Indy and his father are splashing around in a lake] Father!
Prof. Henry Jones, Sr. : What?
Indiana Jones : You know how you said that we should let ourselves be consumed by nature?
Prof. Henry Jones, Sr. : Yes.
Indiana Jones : Well, nature is consuming our clothes.
-
Indiana Jones : So your name's Aristotle?
Artistotle : Yes. So my wife said: "Aristotle, she said, if you don't call that donkey Plato, you gonna have no one to talk to."
[laughs riotously]
-
Artistotle : Hey, are you interested in politics?
Prof. Henry Jones, Sr. : No not much.
Artistotle : Ah, then you're an idiot.
Prof. Henry Jones, Sr. : [brief pause] Thank you, Aristotle.
Artistotle : My pleasure.
[laughs]
Prof. Henry Jones, Sr. : No, he's right, Junior. Our word 'idiot' comes from a Greek word which means 'one who is not interested in politics'.
Indiana Jones : Yeah, I, I'll remember that.
-
Indiana Jones : A ladder is made of wood, right?
Prof. Henry Jones, Sr. : Yes.
Indiana Jones : This cage is made out of wood.
Prof. Henry Jones, Sr. : So?
Indiana Jones : Ergo, our cage is a ladder.
Prof. Henry Jones, Sr. : That's not what I call Aristotlian logic.
Indiana Jones : We need a ladder, father. Let's turn our cage into a ladder.
-
Indiana Jones : I'm bored.
Prof. Henry Jones, Sr. : Bored? Bored? We're sitting in one of the most fascinating libraries in this part of the world and you're bored?
Indiana Jones : It's also the only library.
Prof. Henry Jones, Sr. : I will not have you bored.
-
Indiana Jones : But what causes nature?
Nikos Kazantzakis : Bravo. That is a question that comes from wisdom and not from logic. You have found the question your father hoped he would find.
Indiana Jones : I, I did?
Nikos Kazantzakis : You see, God, the unmoved mover, the prime cause, God dances beyond the bounds of logic.