- Detective David Friedman: I understand that this isn't personal because you're not a person.
- Sadie Hawkins: So fill me in.
- Dave Friedman: That remark could be misconstrued as sexual harassment, Agent Hawkins.
- Sadie Hawkins: [tongue-in-cheek] Let's get it out of the way then: you've never worked under a female superior before. I got to where I am by pushing paper and playing nice - I've never actually fired a gun before, I'm only in this job to prove to my father I'm not a coward. I give decent head, so I got promoted before other worthy candidates, all of them men and all of them equally gifted at fellatio but there was a gender quota to fill. I'm also stupid and idealistic; you are hardened, cynical, and usually right. I'm secretly in love with you but I have a hard time showing it. Did I skip anything?
- Dave Friedman: You're a better driver than me and I'm too proud to admit it.
- Sadie Hawkins: [snaps her fingers] You're right... You like to be on top?
- Dave Friedman: Half the time.
- Sadie Hawkins: Wanna have sex later?
- Dave Friedman: Sure. I'll check with my ex-wife.
- Sadie Hawkins: I'll check with my ex-husband.