Elden Henson credited as playing...
- Anton: Hey, I didn't kill anyone on purpose, okay?
- Mick: Yeah, well, we weren't in hell! I mean, there was this bright white light at the end of a long tunnel, right, and there was these chicks' voices, and that music...
- Anton: Music?
- Pnub: Yeah, kinda uncool music, like, Enya. And these chicks' voices, they were saying, "come to us, come towards the light".
- Anton: So what happened?
- Mick: We figured, fuck it, I mean, it was really far!
- Pnub: Maybe we should clean that up.
- Mick: Yeah, and while we're at it, let's just clean the whole fuckin' house.
- Pnub: As usual, marijuana saves an otherwise disastrous day.
- Pnub: Don't you watch the news?
- Anton: I hate that fucking show.
- [last lines]
- Mick: Hey, you were right. Anton does scream like a girl!
- Pnub: You think we should tell him that we put that writing on the ceiling?
- Mick: Fuck it!
- Pnub: Hey, let's go walk through a nurse!
- Mick: Okay, but be careful. Some of them are guys.
- Pnub: Why would we go to hell? We're not bad, we're not exactly good or anything, but at least we don't go around killing people!
- Pnub: [after finding Curtis and his date dead in his car] What a waste.
- Mick: I thought you didn't like Curtis.
- Pnub: I'm talkin' about that ass!
- Mick: Well, at least he died happy.
- Anton: What the fuck are you doing, man? Come on, that's my dad!
- Pnub: CPR, man! I saw it on Baywatch, man!
- Mick: SWEET JESUS!
- Pnub: Ok, that wasn't my fault, that thing should've come down a LOT slower!
- Pnub: This ain't Dominos you lazy bitch, come get it yourself!
- Pnub: [Anton, Mick and Pnub, find that the 'killer' has written the word 'ANT' on the floor in blood after finding the corpses of Anton's parents] "Ant?" They-they were killed by ants?
- Mick: [annoyed] Please don't be stupid.
- [to Anton]
- Mick: Do you have, like, an evil aunt?
- Anton: So, what are you guys doing here?
- Pnub: We need a place to kick it. Don't be selfish, Anton! No one else's parents are dead!
- Anton: [while attempting to cut his hand off] This is it, I know it.
- Pnub: Those things won't even cut my bagel.
- Pnub: Hey, don't forget my bong.
- Mick: You did not make that bong.
- Pnub: Yeah, I arc-welded it and shit.
- Mick: You don't even take auto shop.
- Pnub: Fuck you!
- Pnub: And if your mother had teeth, she wouldn't suck dick so well. What's your point?"
- Anton: [after cutting his hand off] Where did it go?
- Pnub: What, you mean the hand?
- Anton: Of course I mean the hand!
- Pnub: Try looking up your ass.
- Pnub: Why don't you just go over there and tell her your name. Maybe she'll think you're... funny or something.
- [Molly's dress rips revealing her underwear]
- Pnub: Bet she wins best costume.
- Pnub: Watch the head. It's on kinda loose.
- Pnub: You scream like a girl.
