Mark Frazer: Frank Washington

Samurai Cop

Frank Washington

Joe Marshall, the samurai cop: [after seeing Frank Washington crawl under a fence that he himself had climbed over] Why did you come under?
Frank Washington: Because I'm an undercover cop.

Frank Washington: [One of Yamashita's henchmen holds a gun to his head and the other grabs his penis and holds a switchblade to it] H-h-hey, t-take it easy, man. Hey, what the...? C-come on... eh. T-talk to me. What? What, what do you want? What do you...?
Penis Grabbing Henchman: I could kill you now or I can relieve you of this gift.
[Looks at other henchman, then motions towards Frank's penis]
Penis Grabbing Henchman: This black gift. In a split second you won't enjoy yourself for the rest of your life. All I want is Samurai's address. His address!

Frank Washington: Son of a bitch. Killed his own men!
Joe Marshall, the samurai cop: I know. It's called "code of silence". He doesn't want anybody talking.
Frank Washington: God... Man, look what they done to my car. Captain Roma's gonna burn my ass!
Joe Marshall, the samurai cop: Yeah, he's gonna burn it... charcoal black.
Frank Washington: [Chuckles] It is black...!
Joe Marshall, the samurai cop: Right on!
[Frank and Joe low-five each other]

Frank Washington: [to the Police Captain] ... what they want is results, and that's what we're gonna give them. We're gonna give them the results!

Frank Washington: [standing next to a screen door outside Okamura's house and watching him in bed with his girlfriend] Is that him?
Joe Marshall, the samurai cop: I guess so. Looks like this is his last fuck.
Frank Washington: Let him finish it then.
Joe Marshall, the samurai cop: [cocks his pistol] The hell I will.

Frank Washington: [after listening to Joe Marshall's conversation with the nurse] "Have you been circumcised"?
Joe Marshall, the samurai cop: Shut up.

Police Captain: I should fire both of you. You never brought me one of those bastards in alive, so I could nail 'em with something! And because of you, I'm about to be fired. I'm gonna lose my pension; that means my future's gone.
[pause]
Police Captain: But you know something? I don't give a fuck! There's only one thing in this world I want. I want you to find that motherfucking Japanese gangster! I want you to kill him and I want you to kill every one of his men!
[Music stinger plays as he's speaking]
Police Captain: I want you to turn his house into a bloodbath! Don't leave anybody alive! And when they're all dead, you come back to me. And all three of us will turn our badges in... and say goodbye to it. We'll be off this police force for good.
Joe Marshall, the samurai cop: Now you're talking.
Frank Washington: All right. See you, Captain.
Police Captain: [calmly] See you in hell.

Frank Washington: [Before the police raid on Okamura's house] Who's going to answer to Captain Roma on this?
Joe Marshall, the samurai cop: You.
Frank Washington: Shit, man! He'll burn my ass!
Joe Marshall, the samurai cop: You don't have to worry about that, it's already uh...
Frank Washington: Yeah, yeah, I know. It's already black, huh?
[chuckles]
Frank Washington: This time, he'll probably cut my dick, too, huh?
Peggy: You better come to my house before you report to the captain.
Frank Washington: For what?
Peggy: Let's use it before you lose it.
[Everyone but Johnson laughs]

Frank Washington: [shudders as a knife is being held to his penis] Hey! Take it easy man! C-C'mon, talk to me! Tell me what do you want,
Penis Grabbing Henchman: I can either kill you now, or I can relieve you of this gift...
[looks down at Frank's penis]
Penis Grabbing Henchman: ... this BLACK gift.