Olivia Williams credited as playing...
Rosemary Cross
- Rosemary Cross: Has it ever crossed your mind that you're far too young for me?
- Max Fischer: It crossed my mind that you might consider that a possibility, yeah.
- Rosemary Cross: How did I hurt your feelings?
- Max Fischer: Oh, my God! I wrote a hit play!
- [pauses]
- Max Fischer: And I'm in love with you.
- Max Fischer: The truth is, neither one of us has the slightest idea where this relationship is going. We can't predict the future.
- Rosemary Cross: We don't have a relationship.
- Max Fischer: But we're friends.
- Rosemary Cross: Yes, and that's all we're *going* to be. Well, yes...
- Max Fischer: That's all I meant by "relationship." You want me to grab a dictionary?
- Rosemary Cross: Well, you pulled it off.
- Max Fischer: Yeah, it went okay. At least nobody got hurt.
- Rosemary Cross: Except you.
- Rosemary Cross: Do you think we're going to have sex?
- Max Fischer: That's a kinda cheap way to put it.
- Rosemary Cross: Not if you've ever fucked before, it isn't.
- Herman Blume: Take it easy, Max.
- Rosemary Cross: You were the one that ordered him a whiskey and soda.
- Max Fischer: So what's wrong with that? I can write a hit play. Why can't I have a little drink to unwind myself?
- Max Fischer: Thay are going to cancel Latin. They've got to make room for Japanese.
- Rosemary Cross: Well that's a shame because all the Romance languages are based on Latin.
- Max Fischer: Yeah, they are, aren't they.
- Rosemary Cross: Nihilo sanctum estne?
- Max Fischer: What's that? Oh, it's Latin. What does that mean?
- Rosemary Cross: Is nothing sacred?
- Max Fischer: What was your major?
- Rosemary Cross: I didn't have a major, but my thesis was on Latin American economic policy.
- Max Fischer: Oh, that's interesting. Did you hear that they're not going to teach Latin anymore?
- Rosemary Cross: This was more like Central America.
- Max Fischer: Oh, Central American what-not.
- Rosemary Cross: I will say that, Edward has more spark and character and imagination in one fingernail than Herman Blume has in his entire body.
- Max Fischer: One dead fingernail.
- Rosemary Cross: Right. One dead fingernail.
- Rosemary Cross: So, what do you think of Max's latest opus?
- Herman Blume: It's good. But, let's hope its got a happy ending.
- Max Fischer: I thought you dumped me for Blume, then I thought...
- Rosemary Cross: I never dumped you, because we were never going out.
- Max Fischer: It would just help me if you'd just talk to me for a minute. Tell me what happened.
- Rosemary Cross: Okay. Um, A. He's married. B. He hates himself. And C., well, he smashed up your bicycle, didn't he?
- Max Fischer: My previous bicycle, yes.
- Rosemary Cross: Well, what sort of person does something like that?
- Rosemary Cross: How would you describe it to your friends? Would you say that you'd fingered me? Or, maybe if I'd give you a handjob? Would that put an end to all this? Please get out of my classroom.
- Rosemary Cross: That's none of your business.
- Max Fischer: I know it's not, but I just got hit my a car and I'm feeling a little confused.
- Max Fischer: So this is where it all happens.
- Rosemary Cross: Where what happens?
- Max Fischer: I wouldn't know.