Stephen McCole credited as playing...
Magnus Buchan
- [Max has just petitioned to make Latin a required subject]
- Magnus Buchan: [heavy Scottish brogue] Why dincha just piss off, Fischer? Ya dotty wee skid mark!
- Max Fischer: Is that Latin?
- Magnus Buchan: Sempre fi, soldier. Sempre fi.
- Max Fischer: Sic transit gloria. Maybe we'll meet again someday. When the fighting stops.
- Max Fischer: What do you call getting a handjob from Mrs. Calloway in the back of her Jaguar?
- Magnus Buchan: A fucking lie.
- Max Fischer: You think I got kicked out because of just the aquarium? Nah, it was the handjob. And you know what else? It was worth it.
- Architect: Mr. Blume, how are Ronny and Donny enjoying military school?
- Herman Blume: They love it.
- Magnus Buchan: Lucky bastards.