Can't Hardly Wait (1998)
Jennifer Elise Cox: Crowd Surfing Girl
Quotes
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[in the back yard during the police raid]
Cop : Miss, for the last time, please stop crying and give me your name and address.
Mary, Crying Drunk Girl : [mumbling] Butolu msahson undsevent norlk.
[subtitle translation: But I already told you! My name is Mary Hampson and I live at 1781 Norfolk!]
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[to Amanda who's asking questions about Preston]
Mary, Crying Drunk Girl : Snow stun shy is shy sumber shess sing.
[subtitle translation: I know who Preston Meyers is. I can give you his phone number, his address, anything]
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[the crying drunk girl walks up to Preston and Denise up on their arrival at the party]
Mary, Crying Drunk Girl : Thush bezt tea weveram sisu gizem chext ear!
[subtitle translation: This is the best party ever! I'm so gonna miss you guys next year!]
Preston : [watching the drunk girl stumble away] There's one at every party.
Denise : Kind of makes you never want to drink, huh?
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Exchange student : Would you like to touch my penis? I am a sex machine! Sex machine.
[the crying drunk girl stumbles over to the exchange student]
Mary, Crying Drunk Girl : Idlke tschyourenis.
[subtitle translation: I'd like to touch your penis!]
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[the crying drunk girls hears Kenny and Denise in the upstairs bathroom]
Mary, Crying Drunk Girl : Yerd dum shelling yers chair.
[subtitle translation: Did anyone hear that? Someone's yelling for help upstairs!]