Night Train to Murder (TV Movie 1984) Poster

(1984 TV Movie)

Eric Morecambe: Eric Morecambe

Quotes 

  • Ernie : Where is the Scottish Border?.

    Eric : In bed with the landlady!

  • [there is an anguished cry from behind the wall] 

    Ernie : [walking towards the wall]  It came from behind this new painting.

    Eric : How do you know it's a new painting?

    Ernie : [showing Eric the red 'paint']  The paint's still wet.

  • Ernie : You're so smart.

    Eric : [stops and looks Ernie in the eye]  How could you say that? You met my first partner, didn't you?

  • Ernie : [tapping Eric on the shoulder]  I thought you didn't fool around with women?

    Eric : No, what I said was, when it comes to women, I don't fool around!

  • Eric : How many clothing coupons did that cost?

    Kathy : [trying not to laugh at Eric's wig]  No, it's Zelda's, she let me have it.

    Eric : I wish she'd let me have it!

  • Ernie : How do I look?

    Eric : He He, were there any other survivors?

  • Eric : Can anyone here play?

    Cousin Zelda : I can.

    Eric : We realise that, but I was talking about the piano!

  • [Milton whispers something to Eric, then Ernie whispers something else to Eric] 

    Eric : [to Milton]  Say that again!

    [Milton repeats his remark, while Ernie plays a short tune on the piano] 

    Eric : [to Ernie]  You're right, it does sound better to music!

  • [as they leave, Eric points to the novel in Ernie's hand] 

    Eric : How does it end? It's been right so far!

    Ernie : Well, it's completely wrong now - it says the villain gets away scot free!

    [hands book to Eric] 

  • [the novel reveals that the villian gets away] 

    Eric : I don't know why you waste your money!

    [throws the book away] 

    Eric : Come on!

  • Eric : [nodding towards Rivers]  I'd like to have met him when he was alive!

  • Rivers : It's said that Bonnie Prince Charlie slept in that bed.

    Eric : By the look of it, so did his horse!

  • Ernie : That Zelda, did she ever kiss you?

    Eric : No, but she steamed my glasses up a couple of times!

  • Eric : [Indicating a shaken Kathy]  What have you been up to with her?

    Train Guard : It's more a case of what she's ben up to with him!

    [Indicates Uncle Felix's corpse, which is hanging from a coat hook on the wall] 

  • Eric : [after Zelda laughs at Eric's wig]  you mustn't laugh

    [points to Kathy's dress] 

    Eric : that's a very pretty dress!

See also

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