Night Train to Murder (1984 TV Movie)
Eric Morecambe: Eric Morecambe
Quotes
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Eric : Can anyone here play?
Cousin Zelda : I can.
Eric : We realise that, but I was talking about the piano!
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Eric : [nodding towards Rivers] I'd like to have met him when he was alive!
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Eric : [Indicating a shaken Kathy] What have you been up to with her?
Train Guard : It's more a case of what she's ben up to with him!
[Indicates Uncle Felix's corpse, which is hanging from a coat hook on the wall]