Since Arnie in Kindergarten Cop, the ranks of bodybuilding babysitters have swelled. Retired wrestler Dave Bautista is the latest to give it a go
There are a number of things you should check before you hire a new babysitter. Are they experienced? Can they show up on time? Are they up-to-date with the latest government guidance on feeding children spoonsful of sugar? (“Not even if it helps the medicine go down.”) But if popular culture is to be believed, one question is more pressing than the rest. Before you leave your child with a new caregiver, it’s important to double check whether they are secretly an undercover agent from a law enforcement agency. It also might be helpful to ask: “Do you plan to use my child as a de facto therapist who will teach you that there’s a soft heart hidden beneath those extremely hard pecs?”
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There are a number of things you should check before you hire a new babysitter. Are they experienced? Can they show up on time? Are they up-to-date with the latest government guidance on feeding children spoonsful of sugar? (“Not even if it helps the medicine go down.”) But if popular culture is to be believed, one question is more pressing than the rest. Before you leave your child with a new caregiver, it’s important to double check whether they are secretly an undercover agent from a law enforcement agency. It also might be helpful to ask: “Do you plan to use my child as a de facto therapist who will teach you that there’s a soft heart hidden beneath those extremely hard pecs?”
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