Gregg Henry credited as playing...
Val Resnick
- Stegman: You know what, Val, this one's on me. OK?
- Val Resnick: Do you see me reaching for my fucking wallet?
- [after Porter shoots Val in the leg and puts a cigarette in his mouth]
- Porter: You got a light?
- Val Resnick: What?
- Porter: You got a light?
- Val Resnick: No.
- Porter: Then what good are you?
- [Porter shoots Resnick in the face]
- Val Resnick: Beauty of the Chows is that they won't go to the cops. They keep everything in house... and, they don't feel pain the way we do.
- Porter: You notice anything about those guys, Val?
- Val Resnick: They look nasty... probably all Kung Fu-motherfuckers. Why, did I miss something?
- Porter: They weren't wearing their seatbelts.
- [Resnick has a gun to Rosie's head]
- Val Resnick: How do you know him?
- Rosie: He used to drive me.
- Val Resnick: Yeah, well I'm driving you now, honey.
- Rosie: You know what you are?
- Val Resnick: Educate me...
- Rosie: O.K., an ugly pig who beats up women on account he can't get it up 'cause he's too terrified of his own fucking shadow.
- Val Resnick: Is that right?
- Rosie: Yeah.
- Val Resnick: Is that right?
- Rosie: Yeah.
- Val Resnick: Then you must be the lucky girl.
- Val Resnick: [pistol whips Rosie]
- [Pearl has an appointment with Val in his hotel room]
- Oakwood Arms Manager: There's a young lady to see you, sir... her name is Pearl.
- Val Resnick: She's got two very bad habits; right now I'm only interested in one of 'em. Send her up.
- Val Resnick: Did you get a name?
- Stegman: [finishing his drink] He said his name is Porter.
- Val Resnick: Whoa, whoa, whoa, he said he was there for Porter?
- Stegman: No he said he WAS Porter.
- [Val sighs]
- Stegman: I'm telling you I wouldn't want that guy after me neither.
- Val Resnick: Who am I? A nobody?
- Stegman: No.
- Val Resnick: I got friends. I'll I have to do is point! I pick up the phone and he's a dead man. And this time HE STAYS DEAD!