Adam Arkin credited as playing...
Will Brennan
- Laurie Strode: My brother killed my sister.
- Will Brennan: How did he do that?
- Laurie Strode: With a really big, sharp kitchen knife.
- Laurie Strode: How about you? Are you tired of my bullshit?
- Will Brennan: I'm a counselor; I'm attracted to it.
- [Laurie, Will and the kids have just survived from Michael]
- Will Brennan: Who was that?
- Laurie Strode: My brother.
- Laurie Strode: I'm not who you think I am.
- Will Brennan: Okay. Who are you?
- Laurie Strode: My name's not Kerri Tate.
- Will Brennan: Oooh. What is it?
- Laurie Strode: Laurie Strode.
- Will Brennan: *Lauhing* Strode?
- Laurie Strode: Strode. I changed my name when I went into hiding.
- Will Brennan: Oh, I like that. That's like... like... like the Witness Protection Program. What did you, like, rat out the mob, or something?
- Laurie Strode: My brother killed my sister... when she was 17.
- Will Brennan: Well, that's... suck-y. How'd he do that?
- Laurie Strode: With a really big, sharp kitchen knife.
- Will Brennan: That's terrible. Take off your clothes.
- Laurie Strode: You said you'd listen.
- Will Brennan: Okay.
- Laurie Strode: They locked him up for a long time, but he got out and... he came after me. But I got away. But he killed a lot of my friends. It happened-...
- Laurie Strode, Will Brennan: - -On Halloween.
- Laurie Strode: You've heard the story.
- Will Brennan: Who hasn't? Michael Myers. It's like 20 years ago, right?
- Laurie Strode: 1978.
- Will Brennan: And the girl that... What happened to the sister? She died, right?
- Laurie Strode: No. She faked her death... and, now, she's the head mistress of a very posh, secluded private school in Northern California.
- Will Brennan: What?
- Laurie Strode: Hoping and praying every year... that her brother won't find her.
- Will Brennan: You're telling me the truth?
- Laurie Strode: Now, do you want a drink?
- Will Brennan: *Freaked out* Yeah!
- Laurie Strode: *Gets a drink from kitchen, comes back into living room* Explains lot, doesn't it?
- Will Brennan: So, you have been living with this for 20 years?
- Laurie Strode: Something like that.
- Will Brennan: Well, honey, you can't believe that after all these years, he'd still be coming after you.
- Laurie Strode: He sat in a sanitarium for 15 years, waiting for me. Then... one rany night, he decides to go... Trick or Treating.
- Will Brennan: How old were you?
- Laurie Strode: *Looks up at John's 17th Birthday card, scared* 17.
- Laurie Strode: My name's not Keri Tate.
- Will Brennan: Oooh, what is it?
- Laurie Strode: Laurie Strode.
- Will Brennan: [laughs] Strode?