Chris Evans: Johnny Storm

Fantastic Four

Johnny Storm

Johnny Storm: Wake up, Ben. Hey, rise and shine, big boy. How you feeling?
Ben Grimm: Where am I?
Johnny Storm: Back on Earth. We're in quarantine. Victor's medical facility.
Ben Grimm: Reed? Sue?
Johnny Storm: Oh, they're fine. Everybody else is fine.
Ben Grimm: What's wrong with me?
Johnny Storm: I swear to you, Ben, they've done everything humanly possible. The best plastic surgeons in the world are here, Ben. You had the best.
[Johnny picks up a hand mirror on the bed table before Ben can reach it, reluctant to give it to him]
Ben Grimm: Give me that mirror.
Johnny Storm: I don't think if that's a good idea. They said the shock alone...
Ben Grimm: I said, give me that goddamn mirror!
Johnny Storm: Okay, Ben. Just be strong.
[Ben grabs it from him. Then slowly raises it to look and see that he's totally normal]
Johnny Storm: Unfortunately, the doctors just couldn't do anything to fix your face.

Susan Storm: It's got to be the cloud! It's fundamentally altered our DNA!
Reed Richards: Now, let's not jump to conclusions. We need a massive amount of evidence before making that leap.
Johnny Storm: Hey, guys!
[his thumb is on fire. He snaps his fingers, and it goes out. He snaps it on again, then off again]
Johnny Storm: Now picture that... But everywhere! I mean... Everywhere! *What*?
Reed Richards: The cloud has fundamentally altered our DNA.
Johnny Storm: [smiles, laughs hysterically] Cool!

Reed Richards: I'm trying to figure out why we each ended up with different symptoms.
Johnny Storm: Oh, well that's easy: I'm hot. You're... well, you're a little limp. Sue's easy to see through. And Ben's always been a hardass.

Ben Grimm: Hey, no more wise cracks about the way I look.
Johnny Storm: Hey, call me Mr. Sensitivity.
Johnny Storm: [walking through the crowd] Okay, wide load coming through! Everybody move! He's huge!
Ben Grimm: Hey! Come here, Mr. Sensitive.
Johnny Storm: Flame on!
Ben Grimm: Show-off!
[Johnny flies into the sky to make a fiery 4]

X Games Reporter: [referring to Ben] What is that? What do you call that thing?
Johnny Storm: That's it - the Thing. Yeah, you think this is bad, you should have seen him before!
Ben Grimm: Okay. Now I'm gonna go kill him!

Johnny Storm: All right, I'm here, let's make this quick, I've got a lot of places to go today. Oh wait - I don't go anywhere!
Reed Richards: Johnny, it's imperative that we stay inside for the foreseeable future.
Johnny Storm: I know, I know, but when you said that last time my brain hurt a week.
Susan Storm: Johnny, it's too dangerous for you to be in public.
Johnny Storm: You've been saying that for years.

[after he falls off his snowboard and lights on fire, melting the snow around him into water, talking to nurse]
Johnny Storm: Care to join me?

Johnny Storm: [Ben enters the lobby] Hey! Look what the marketing guys did! Look, check it out, listen, listen, you'll love this...
[holds up a little Thing doll that says, "It's clobberin' time!" in a squeaky voice]
Johnny Storm: It's catchy, right?
[giggles]
Johnny Storm: Isn't that great?
[Ben takes the figure from Johnny, smashes it into the wall and stomps away]
Johnny Storm: Aww, that was the prototype!

Susan Storm: Johnny, you were at 4,000 Kelvin! Any hotter, and you're approaching supernova!
Johnny Storm: Sweet!
Susan Storm: No, not sweet! That's the temperature of the sun!
Reed Richards: And not only could you kill yourself, but you could set fire to Earth's atmosphere and destroy all human life as we know it.
Johnny Storm: Got it. Supernova, bad.
[gives two thumbs up]

Reed Richards: [Talking about his home] So what do you think?
Johnny Storm: I don't know Reed, I think you might be taking you work home with you.

Reed Richards: [extends his arm, stretching it under a metal door, and bringing his hand up to the window on the other side]
Johnny Storm: That's gross!

Susan Storm: You don't want to walk around on fire for the rest of your life, do you?
Johnny Storm: Is that a trick question?

Johnny Storm: [to Ben, after first seeing him as The Thing] Where are your ears?

Johnny Storm: [to Doom, after he sent a heat seeking missile after him] You missed me!

[as the four enter the elevator, it creaks and from Ben's massive body weight]
Johnny Storm: Either we're moving really fast or not at all.
[the elevator's "exceed maximum weight" sign lights up]
Ben Grimm: I'll take the stairs.

Johnny Storm: Digital camera - $250. Memory stick - $59. The look on your hard-ass former C.O.'s face when he finds out he's your junior pilot - priceless.

Johnny Storm: [to Reed, after the fight with Ben] What?
Reed Richards: You need to control yourself, and think before you act.
Johnny Storm: Yeah, but you see, that's your problem; you always think, you never act! What if we got these powers for a reason? What if it's like some higher calling?
Reed Richards: A higher calling? Like getting girls and making money?
Johnny Storm: Is there any higher? You know what Reed - this is who we are. Accept it. Or better yet, enjoy it.

Susan Storm: [to Johnny as a heat-seeker rocket is heading towards them] Don't even think about it!
Johnny Storm: Never do.
[he jumps off the Baxter Building]