Ken Hudson Campbell credited as playing...
Max
- Harry Stamper: None of you have to go. We can all just sit here on Earth, wait for this big rock to crash into it, kill everything and everybody we know. United States government just asked us to save the world. Anybody wanna say no?
- Chick: 20 years. Haven't turned you down once. Not about to start now. I'm there.
- Freddy Noonan: Guess I can't let you go up there alone.
- Bear: I'm with you.
- Oscar: Man, this is - this is historic. Guys, this is, like, deep blue hero stuff! Of course I'm in.
- Rockhound: While I don't share *his* enthusiasm, you know me. Beam me up, Scotty!
- Harry Stamper: You all right, Max?
- Max: I-I don't, I-I don't... Whatever you think.
- Harry Stamper: [to A.J] How about you?
- A.J.: I'm in.
- Harry Stamper: All right then. We go.
- Rockhound: I don't mean to be the materialistic weasel of this group, but do you think we'll get hazard pay out of this?
- Harry Stamper: Come on, God, just a little help. It's all I'm asking.
- Max: I think we're close enough, He might have heard ya.
- Chick: Freddy, you all right?
- Freddy Noonan: [Hunching over] Does this look okay to you? Does this look okay?
- Max: [jogging] It's not too bad. It's kinda tingly.
- Max: Who's that for? Mr. Ed? You stick that thing in me, I'm gonna stab you in the heart with it. You ever see Pulp Fiction?
- Max: My favorite dish is haggis. Heart, lungs, liver. You shove that all in a sheep's stomach, than you boil it. That'll put some hair on your ass!
- Biker Customer: [Seeing Rockhound and the rest of the gang with all of the women] Who the hell do you think you guys are? You're hoggin' all the action.
- Freddy Noonan: Hey pinhead, why don't you go find your own party.
- Biker Customer: Why don't you share the wealth, pal.
- Rockhound: [Tosses the biker a 100 dollar bill] Here, you can buy yourself a neck.
- Max: Hey, Mr. Clean.
- [the Biker grabs Rockhound by the shirt and Max hits the biker over the head with a glass bottle and a fight ensues]