Douglas McFerran credited as playing...
Russell
- Russell: I must say, being friends with you certainly makes the wait for the next episode of "Seinfeld" much easier to bear.
- Russell: Sorry, let me just... Lydia's becoming more and more demanding and you feel bad because Helen's working night and day to keep the money coming in. But you've asked Helen to come on a research trip to Dorset with you - knowing that she wouldn't be able to - to cover up the fact that you're really taking Lydia. And despite the fact that Lydia gave you an out on the phone - which you didn't take - you're having a moral dilemma.
- [pause]
- Russell: Gerry, you are a morality-free zone.
- Russell: I blame British telecom. All this new technology, this number if you want to know who called, another one if you don't want them to know you called, itemized bills, take away the first number you thought of... I mean they are singlehandedly condemning the average red-blooded Englishman to a life of terminal monogamy! What are they after? -the Nobel peace prize?